rusty meat grinder

A used and abused, worn and blown out gaping butthole.
A rusty meat grinder is what Jake has left Dakota's mom with after a couple nightcaps.
by Mommagrindsthemeat March 08, 2016
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Rusty Bayonette

When a woman is impregnated while participating in anal intercourse... Details are left to the imagination.
Bro 1: Dude, you know that girl Rachel?
Bro 2: Yeah man, I heard she got knocked up!
Bro 1: Yeah, and she said that I'm the father, but I just Butt-fucked her, since she had a nasty Kraken Snatch
Bro 2: you must have pulled a rusty bayonette!
by arr1029384756 September 05, 2011
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Rusty Bayonette

A sex act where an individual cuts their hand, defecates onto the wound, then masturbates oneself or another individual.
James and his partner, Stefan, died from sepsis after performing the rusty bayonette.
by colonelwhiskers July 19, 2017
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Rusty pony

When you're hitting a girl from the back and unexpectedly slip it in her ass while simultaneously wrapping a belt or other restraint around her neck and sliding up making her carry your weight. Trying to ride her for eight seconds.
Last night I gave your mom the rusty pony?
by That1guy555 January 11, 2024
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Rusty Gearstick

This is where someone wanks off a man with a handful of shit.
'Xavier went to the D'parys on Friday night and gave his friend Edward a Rusty Gearstick behind the bar during his shift!'
by Dogsnansdog October 19, 2016
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rusty barrel

A cougar that hasn't found a man in a while
Oh she a rusty barrel
by Rusty_Barrel October 16, 2017
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Rusty wooding

Having sex with a girl on their period and letting the blood dry on your peines
Oh my God me and my girl tried Rusty wooding it was great
by The mans dictionary June 18, 2023
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