Rusty Spoons

An elderly couple who have finished having intercourse with each other, lying in bed while spooning.

Jack: Dude, I just caught my grandparents being Rusty Spoons.
Terrance: Damn.

by AlHarringtonWackyWavingTubeMen April 22, 2024

Rusty muffler

When you’re doing anal and the person receiving lets out a big fart around your dick

I was banging this chick in the ass last night and she had bad gas. Gave her the ole rusty muffler

by Bodacioustatas69 January 21, 2022

Rusty Venture

Slang term for the medical condition resulting from excess masturbation. Symptoms include soreness, redness, swelling, and chaffing. Condition is usually associated with male sufferers.

i.e. - "I jerked off for four hours straight, and gave myself a Rusty Venture."

by sasquatch77 November 26, 2010

rusty bowl

When you pull your dick out of an anus and you see that they have diarrhea.

It's a rusty bowl, alright.

by rustybowl November 26, 2017

Rusty plug

A rusty plug is when you do don’t pay your female drug dealer but she is on her period. She takes out her tampon and shoves it into your ass

Fuck man. I forgot to pay my dealer and she rusty plugged me. Ima need to pay her next time so I can forget this happened

by Plugwalker05 July 22, 2022

Rusty rain

The art of taking a dump on someone with piss ass.

She was a freak in the sheets and treated me to a golden shower and some rusty rain

by Beanflicker2017 September 13, 2017

Rusty advantage

An act with a ranga that also looks like a giraffe whereby the rangaraffe reveals their genitalia to you in the middle of a poker game, causing you to immediately fold and leave the table in disgust.

How did you go at poker? I lost, he pull the Rusty Advantage

by Say Loveee February 11, 2018