Douche Metal Dork

An idiot who thinks Metallica is the best metal band ever, who's politics change like a babies underwear and purchases metal paraphernalia to justify his existence.

What a douche metal dork, everything is metal or nothing. Secretly rubs his Hulk Hogan WWF action figure inappropriately on very appropriate areas.

by Powdered Douche Nut July 9, 2025

Clanking metal

When a man and woman have intercourse while fully decked out in genital piercings, making the sounds of metal hitting each other

I couldn't sleep all night cause my roomie was clanking metal with his hood rat gf all night.

by Wrttn_n_blood August 3, 2025

bey blade metal fusion

it is by far the greatest ainme in the world and if you think otherwise you deserve to rot in hell

dude: demon slayer is the best anime
me: no bey blade metal fusion
dude: cries

by exub1a August 24, 2021

Melodic Horror Metal

Definition:
A metal music sub-genre combing elements of shock rock, doom metal, black metal, and dark-folk music.

Key Characteristics:
- Dark & chromatic melodies.
- Odd & uncommon time signatures.
- Clean & gritty vocal styles.
- Folk instrumentation.
- Distorted electric and acoustic guitars.
- Keyboard and synth FX.
- Lyrical storytelling.
- Lyrical themes of folk horror, supernatural, etc.

“Have you ever heard of ‘Melodic Horror Metal’?” “No, I haven’t” “It’s this new metal sub-genre. I think you’ll dig it!”

by Mitch Harper May 2, 2023

A Bizarre Metal Run

A roblox game made by AngryFugo (Discord name) YuNarukami321 (Roblox name) based on the Manga/Anim JoJo´s Bizarre Adventure

Person A: Lmao A Bizarre Metal Run is bad
Person B: I wouldnt say that its that bad

by AngryFugo July 28, 2021

Navy Metal

When a tough guy navy prick listens to music. Pretty much the least amount of talent is required to play this music. He thinks he sounds cool listening to metal, but everybody knows hes a douche.

Adam: Bro, I hate John's taste in music.
Steve: ikr, listens to all that navy metal

by Dontuseyourrealnams February 27, 2019

Metal Gear

The most confusing franchise in history.

Guy 1: Hey dude, have you seen the timeline of metal gear?

Guy 2: yeah man, didn’t understand shit.

by Nig- July 21, 2021