Preston Moon's dick

The best dick in all of the land.

Thank God I left my boyfriend. Now I can enjoy Preston Moon's dick.

by Ugyfubuh March 3, 2024

Moon cricket

A reference to slaves who sing at night

Those damn moon crickets won’t shut up

by Moon cricket 42069 March 9, 2024

Moon Gooning

A spiritual ritual where an individual will consume Peyote, cover themselves in elk or buffalo blood, and proceed to goon in the moonlight while wearing an elk, buffalo or moose skull, with the goal of achieving spiritual enlightenment and to convene with the spirits.

I am 10 hours into a Moon Gooning session and I don't know where the fuck I am.

by Chad, Slayer of Thots March 14, 2024

Moon Dice

One of the terms used for Crystal Meth. Roleplayers after a DnD session used to hit the Moon Dice to see what new Characters they could create.

"Bro please tell me you brought the Moon Dice, I need to make a new Wizard."

by Mary Bella March 25, 2024

Moon Possum

A racial slur against foreign invaders of planet earth or aliens.

Look at that dirty fucking moon possum

by BritishAsshole March 25, 2024

Moon Gooning

(Verb) - The act of howling at a full moon while gooning, transforming yourself into a werewolf.

Hey dude you looked bored; wanna come Moon Gooning with us tonight?

by Juanto Fries March 26, 2024

Pirate’s Moon

A term used to describe a period of time in the night sky. This occurs when it is a cloudy night with the clouds spread out but thick enough to cover the moonlight. With the quick moving clouds, moonlight changes rapidly between lighting up the area and leaving it in darkness. The term pirates moon comes from the fact when the moon can be an advantage or a disadvantage depending on the angle. On the ocean the moonlight could help one conquer an enemy or could blind one into crashing into the shores.

Looks like a Pirate’s Moon out tonight, you know what that means…

by whatsyourhandlereallylikebefr March 31, 2024