lady faye

A very annoying person who is also caring yet she never knows what she wants to eat
Her friend: hey where do you want to eat

Lady faye: I don't know what do you want to eat

Her friend: I don't know where do you want to go

This will continue
by Kwispy69 July 09, 2022
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Lady Greg

High priestess of the church of greg. She's the founder and prophet of our believes and gives us the word of greg from himself. She leads us to the path to be reborn in the paradise of greg where everyone is greg.
Lady Greg teaches us how to worship
by Greg is love March 25, 2023
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lady greg

The most beautiful Lady and the high priestess of the church of Greg
by Unknown bone March 25, 2023
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Lady Lair

A regular place where females of any kind hang out with their female friends. Basically, the female version of "Man Cave".
"Let's hang in the lady lair and do some makeovers."
by ImmortalSheDemon February 21, 2022
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lady taxes

When you want to do something else, but you end up spending time with your significant other for the sake of placating them and maintaining the relationship.
"My friend won't make it to poker tonight; he's paying lady taxes."
by Mcpatience April 01, 2020
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haggard old lady

Somebody who looks on the brink of death due to exhaustion, (therefore looking like a lady who is ancient as hell) this can usually be fixed by an alarm clock and a sensible bed time.
Rosie hasn’t been sleeping due to family issues, the principle pulled her in and called her a haggard old lady. How DARE she look after her family. An alarm clock is overdue for certain.
by Irishasafupa September 05, 2023
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spanking the lady monkey

A woman, of any age that is pleasuring herself via masturbation. She can be using a sex toy or her fingers in this act.
Carol was so busy spanking the lady monkey she didn’t notice she’d spilled her margarita all over the bed.
by Old crazy momma November 11, 2020
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