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Jordan

A kid who is very athletic and is super fun to be around. He loves to play Fortnite with friends. Sometimes he can get annoying but he is great. He likes to have fun with guys and girls. GOODBYE FRIENDS.
Jordan is cool
Very nice
by rAINBOWboI8989726 October 29, 2018
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Jordan

Jordan is a guy who keeps to his self and is generally a quiet kid. He’s kinda shy at first but once you see the real Jordan you can’t un see it. Jordan is funny, intelligent, smart, and pretty attractive. He doesn’t have many friends but appreciates the ones he has. Jordan has always kinda had a girl best friend and boy best friend. But he has always had trouble realizing that his girl “friend” is very attracted to him and really cares about him. Jordan is genuinely a amazing person and friend.
Some random girl: “Who’s the new kid?”
His girl best friend: “ that’s Jordan!!”
by anonymous April 11, 2021
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jordan robichaux

Jordan Robichaux is a god dam good lookin motherfucker who has some nice curly blonde hair and some rambunctiously beautiful blue eyes.
My name is Jordan Robichaux and I approve this message
by That guy baby August 19, 2018
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Jordanism

A religion dedicated to partying, fucking hoes, and getting as high as possible.
Bob - I don't feel like I have time for Christianity... I'm too busy partying all day.

Jordan - Sounds like Jordanism is for you... our church is a nightclub anyways.

Bob - Sign me up!
by JordanGoneWild January 22, 2020
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Michael Jordan

When you poop #2 and jerk off #3 on the toilet at the same time. 23
Yo bro watch the front desk phone for a minute I’m gonna go Michael Jordan in the bathroom.
by Apacho January 2, 2025
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Jordan

1) The Holy River in which Jesus was Baptized.

2) A fiery but kind soul. He has the best smile and the purest blue eyes. He loves fiercely until you push him past his threshold. Then he tears you to pieces like a ravenous wolf, and leaves you in his wake.
Them: What happened between you and Jordan?

Me: Jordan pulled a Mr. Darcy. I waited in the sunrise, but he never came back for me, across the dewey sun-laden field in the morning.
by The one girl who died May 2, 2022
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Jordan

A fucking sexy person, Huge dick and an amazing lover. Raul is a weak ass, bitch ass name. Jordan's rule.
Jordan's are so sexy, I'd totally fuck one
by originalusernameilovejordan February 11, 2018
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