January 23

The national day a girlfriend must show their boyfriend their boobs.

"Dude, she just sent me a picture of her boobs!" "Of course it's January 23rd remember?"

by kestrelsbf January 23, 2022

January 22nd

Nom a Damien day

“I can’t wait for January 22nd, i’ve been waiting to nom a damien!”

by namerofthings January 22, 2024

January 26

Today is one of the only days when you can ask a girl out and they can’t say no. Take advantage of this day.

You:Hey wanna date?
Crush:no

You but it’s January 26th 😏

by Diarrheaeater9000 January 25, 2022

January 8

If your a boy and this is your birthday then your soulmate’s name could be Zoey.

Zoey: hi
Boy born on January 8: I like you
Zoey: that’s great cause ig were soulmates

by Iykyk SOO ya December 22, 2021

January 11th

January 11th is national attitude day if someone pisses you off you have full right to talk shit and be an asshole back to that person

Person 1: Hey its January 11th
Person 2: And?
Person 1: if anyone says shit imma ne an asshole back to them

by Puzzle Fanatic January 11, 2024

January 1

NATIONAL BUY WHATEVER YOUR FRIENDS TELL YOU TO

FRIENDS: HEY ITS January 1 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS NATIONAL BUY WHATEVER YOUR FRIENDS TELL YOU TO. NOW I WANT A MacBook Pro

ME: I will buy it. NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by JULIETTTE November 16, 2020

January 1

A day where you throw a turtle as hard as you can at the face of your enemy!!

Isla: “Hey Eve!” “It’s January 1!”
Eve: “Yeah New Years!”
Isla: “And also” hurdles turtle in to eves nose!! :)

by Izlatheleader;) December 19, 2020