January 19

The most DSMP obsessed uwu bakas are born on this day! Go tell your obsessed DSMP friend

Person1: Omg! You look dsmp don’t you?!
Person2: yessss!!
Person1: Well it’s January 19!DSMP day!
Person2: OMG

by spencerreidd November 18, 2021

9th January

People born on this day are real assholes.

"Did you hear? That person was born on 9th January." "What a badass!"

by cartman.is.gay March 14, 2022

January 8

National ZEDNED day! Go and stream ZEDNED all day as they are the best duo ever

Yasss ZEDNED can rail me on January 8 and any fucking day

by uterusnumberone March 14, 2022

January Pen

A person that will surely gives you a missing vibe and remind you something about what's your hidden flaws. It also a type of person that have a matured mindset and very pure soul. He is also a wise, intelligent and a clever person. Most people who had this name are those who love art such as poems, proses, music, photography, caligraphy and etc.

H: I thought that he was just nothing but then-
M: then, what?
H: I'm crazy by january pen him.

by @count_me_in. March 22, 2022

January 9

The day the coolest person on earth was born, Jesse. He is just so sexy it's insane. All the girls want him, and all the guys want to BE him. He's much cooler than Patrick.

"You were born on January 9? Is your name Jesse?"

by SexiestGuy March 23, 2022

January 23

The national day a girlfriend must show their boyfriend their boobs.

"Dude, she just sent me a picture of her boobs!" "Of course it's January 23rd remember?"

by kestrelsbf January 23, 2022

23th of january

National go into isolation with your girlfriend day

23th of january:

Girl: Babe I just got corona

Boy: Aww i’ll join you

by Grrjogdh January 23, 2022