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Joke Metal

A sub-genre of metal music characterised by whimsical performances/gimmicks/lyrics designed to enhance a band's "shock value" and "approachability". Examples include babymetal, okilly dokilly, Belushi speedball and psychostik
Man, I really fancy having a good time and going to see a joke metal band
by ToneDeafJoe July 5, 2025
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Douche Metal Dork

An idiot who thinks Metallica is the best metal band ever, who's politics change like a babies underwear and purchases metal paraphernalia to justify his existence.
What a douche metal dork, everything is metal or nothing. Secretly rubs his Hulk Hogan WWF action figure inappropriately on very appropriate areas.
by Powdered Douche Nut July 9, 2025
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Clanking metal

When a man and woman have intercourse while fully decked out in genital piercings, making the sounds of metal hitting each other
I couldn't sleep all night cause my roomie was clanking metal with his hood rat gf all night.
by Wrttn_n_blood August 3, 2025
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Metal detector

A simp that goes after every girl but never fucks them
The same way a metal detector always finds but never digs
X:look, Bosco is going after that chick
Y:yeah but he's a metal detector
by VirginBitch420 August 31, 2025
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metal

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by Expose em August 31, 2025
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Full metal everything

A fat gay man on the lounge discord server.
They usually think they're tuff and are cool but in reality they're virgin and restarted.
Ewww you're so full metal everything I don't want you!!
by Akane233 September 4, 2025
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