A moronic, cartoonish, clodpate and oafish bumblefart. He is one whose rank ineptitude, appalling ignorance, and cringy absence of emotional restraint and impulse control create a perfect shitstorm of noxious reprehensibility. A figure more shockingly vile yet comically absurd than any mere satire could envisage, he is dastardly yet dumb, abhorrent yet asinine, pernicious yet pinheaded. The Donald Trump is a bellicose überbaffoon, thrashing about in a crap-packed diaper as he burps and bellows his malignant bile in every direction, smearing us all with the taint of his sulfurous odium.
The Donald Trump posted another nugget of verbal excrement to his social media account whist perched atop his gold-painted shitter last night.
by Danger E September 26, 2025
Get the Donald Trumpmug. a duck that everytime i think of it reminds me of donald trump aka donlad duck due to the hairline exceeding to mars.
by UrMoMiSGAY&hoT November 1, 2021
Get the Donald Duckmug. British guy: I have the Donald mumps.
German guy: So do I.
Australian guy: Me too.
Kenyan guy: Yep, me as well.
Penguin in South Pole: I don't like Donald Trump at all.
German guy: So do I.
Australian guy: Me too.
Kenyan guy: Yep, me as well.
Penguin in South Pole: I don't like Donald Trump at all.
by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018
Get the Donald mumpsmug. A god-like person who is awesome and amazing at everything, they are typically great at videogames and reading.
by D.r.anderson September 24, 2018
Get the Donald Andersonmug. A term used to describe a demented old man. If someone is a Donald Trump that means that they ramble incoherently about unrelated topics.
My grandfather is a Donald Trump
by Balls Obama December 2, 2024
Get the Donald Trumpmug. by Kyleigh💕 April 23, 2024
Get the Donald Trumpmug. The nickname assigned the odiferous the twice indicted ex-president by his former attorney and fixer, Michael Cohen. His foul odor has been documented by former US Representative Adam Kinzinger who says he reeks of a combination of several unsavoury scents including 'armpits, ketchup, a butt'.
If you going one of his rallies, you better wear a mask. Donald von Shitsinpantz smells like he needs a diaper change.
by LaughingAloud January 22, 2024
Get the Donald von Shitsinpantzmug.