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real pitt

is two words that describe a group of lit young people who stands on business and can’t be taken as a joke.
13hunnid block and 0ne4 We some real pitts.
by Heather Ramey November 24, 2021
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real ballin

Real Ballin: When your girl makes you wear a condom, so you heil Hitler with your dick while inside her so the condom breaks and the kids come out Nazis.
When you get home and you just want to get some real balling on
by Zzzrrr October 2, 2017
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hyunjins real gf

by andrea yeaaaa September 17, 2020
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Real Type

The online equivalent of "real talk'
"N31 H0O P0St$ iN 7hI5 T#rE4d iZ $tr8 H-m0"

"Jeah, foreazy.. Real type, dun.. real type"
by Zoeroc XP August 26, 2011
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real

When you say something is real but it isnt, this is a reference to scams like "Real free money no virus working 2021 no hacks no scam", when it obviously is a scam. (Started in NS)
Guy 1:Wow I just bought a solid gold bugatti car!
Guy 2: Real 2021
by Dawn/ppp September 2, 2021
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REAL VAXHOLE

These ASSHOLES using VAXHOLE as in definition are naive or just are not with it when it comes to computers as the true definition is patented and trademarked.

The real history of DIGITAL.

After you get done with the POO POO work of sitting at a KEYPUNCH machine you have to enter there to TAKE A SHIT as that DAMN UNIVAC PDP- 11 is running that DAMN building.

Who really is responsible for our bowel movements.

Where you have to burrow to find the truth.

What effect this had on IBM.

Now who did you say SPERRY RAND IS?

The truth why the SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL has to EAT FECES in the SHOWER in front of everyone.

We all have been SCAMMED as get ready to get empty.
For GOD sakes JAKE you computer jock as can I please get in front of the line to use that DAMN REAL VAXHOLE and what are you saying about the PDP-11 .

Be careful not to stick your fingers in that ASSHOLE HOPPER or you may not have any as that REAL VAXHOLE does not like to get fingered WITH ANY of your DIGITS.

I have to go DEFECATE , oh and purposely you hide the REAL VAXHOLE so I have to be another HOPPER

ASSHOLE running to make it to that VAXHOLE STALL.

I am sitting at the SHITEATER IBM key punch while the true corporation responsible for our bowel movements is that REAL VAXHOLE hopper ANUS UNIVAC PDP-11 MAINFRAME .

Rumor has it that BURROUGHS is your REALITY REAL VAXHOLE.

The REAL VAXHOLE as say this cute rhyming line by line phrase , "I BOWEL MUNCH YOU BOWEL MUNCH WE ALL BOWEL MUJCH FOR(EYE AYE)I BOWEL MUNCH" (IBM IS YOUR SHITEATER)

What a REAL VAXHOLE SPERRY RAND is?

Did I ever tell you I worked for IBM? And I am not bullshitting , it is FUCKING TRUE and many times I stuck my mouth on their REAL VAXHOLE.

THE ASSHOLE IS THE REAL VAXHOLE AS AFTER ALL WE ALL FROM TIME TO TIME as this FEMINIST ZOMBIE who at COMDEX JANUARY 1998 worked for ADOBE said laughing looking at me SHITEATER, ( " I have to go evacuate my bowels " (try eVAXuLATE your REAL VAXHOLE ASSHOLE CUNT).
by SHITEATERRIMJOB April 13, 2021
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Real friend

A real friend is someone who’s not gonna joke someone who loves and care for you someone who’s gonna tell you the truth and someone who likes you for you
Jill and Randall went to Jill mom funeral and Randall had things to do and he decided to stay their with Jill Randall is a real friend
by Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee3e3 March 12, 2020
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