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top of the food chain

BEing at the top of the food chain means your better then everyone else, in every single way!!! your stonger, faster, and better looking!!!! IN THE LIFE OF BEING THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN!! you ARE the BEAR! and the world is the SALMON!!!!! HOO RAH!!!!!! TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN!!!
The incredible specimen was known at being at the top of the food chain after destroying everyone else in the Game called "life".
by J15TheBody October 23, 2011
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Turtle Top Hat

When a man takes home a woman who chose to wear a top hat out to a formal event. Right after she falls asleep, he ejaculates around the rim of the hat, then puts it back onto her head. When she wakes up and her hair has fused to the hat and protests, he simply pulls the hat down forcefully causing her head to pop out of the top of the hat, much like a turtle peeking his head out of his shell.
The bed didn't have any sheets so I couldn't Superman that hoe, but luckily I was able to still Turtle Top Hat her shit.
by Turtlejournal January 8, 2009
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Top Brass

Craig is the definition of "Top Brass". Craig is also known by some as "Cash Money" and "Cash Rich".
Craig owns your life, therefore, he is "Top Brass"
by exeTrix March 12, 2011
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going up top

The act of defecating in the upper tank of the toilet. When the next person flushes the toilet they get a bowl of beef stew. Should only be used on people who deserve it. Also known as an 'upper decker'
That little prick was all drunk and ended going up top.
by munkyxtc March 26, 2005
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Crop Top Tuesday

A holiday occurring every Tuesday, generally for cross country/pole vaulting boys in which a cut off tee shirt is worn in celebration. Occasionally, female or none track and field related males are recruited and participate. Usually only once or twice. No one is more faithful than the original handful of boys, or should I say men, who began the tradition.
"Why are the cross country boys wearing that?"
"God, Susie, it's Crop Top Tuesday you uncultured swine!"
by youngshannie February 4, 2016
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top gun blumpkin

1. An inverted blumpkin. 2. Performed while doing a handstand and receiving a blowjob, whilst shitting on oneself. 3. An inverted blow job shit fountain.
Iceman was riding Maverick's tail in a negative G inverted dive while performing a top gun blumpkin.
by Nik Mulb October 19, 2010
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