When you take a box of torx wood screws and empty it in a mans asshole, then giving him a blowjob and ripping apart his asshole, making the screww fall out when he cums
by Captain crocs December 11, 2023
A bus driver who becomes a lot lizard, typically due to unforseen circumstances. Whose pussy is readily available and used by truckers, adventurers and the like.
by ActLikeYouDontKnowRudy July 27, 2022
When your husband is on the toilet, but your spouse/girlfriend has to vomit so he begins to spread his legs and vomit in the small gap, but as you flush it clogs.
by Boyum July 20, 2017
john: oh yeah I dirty roux
sam: oh sick did it burn?
john: tf you mean did it burn? thats the best part
sam: oh sick did it burn?
john: tf you mean did it burn? thats the best part
by IFITFITSITSITS February 13, 2024
A legendary giant ten by ten barrel of sloppy donkey cocks that tells other people to live in other countries while simultaneously guzzling the cum from his cousins and ramming his dick into beavers fanooter while waving his shot gun around screaming america great again daddy trump
Wow I didn't know you minimized the struggle of african americans because your a racist your such a dirty uncle jay.
by Penis envy 93 July 05, 2020
A woman who pretends to be a prostitute with the intention of kidnapping men, dragging them to the basement, stripping them naked, hanging them upside down and pouring hot oil into their assholes
by Babejwisj July 10, 2020
Dirty platapus is a sexual deviant, usually one of emotional immaturity and sharp witted much like it's animal cousins it's venomous nature can make it dangerous when cornered. Also has natural mad dancing skills.
by Not plat March 09, 2020