National ass shaking day

The one day a year when anyone can shake some ass and not get called a whore!!! So have a great day and shake some ass!

Charli: ADDISON It’s national ass shaking day! You know what that means!

Addison: *starts shaking ass*

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Beef day

1st December is beef day, a day you can complete your beefs with people

why’s everyone having beef today, the winter just started
Oh it’s beef day

by mad romanian December 1, 2022

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18th April is the Lucy Parker appreciation day as she is very cool and very nice to Euan and everyone else so we appreciate her she is awesome!

by hodz April 18, 2022

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janurary 4th is the slap ass day

where anyone needs to slap their partner's or crush's ass

SO: "hey why did you slap my ass?"
You: "it's slap ass day"

by Naku :3 January 2, 2023

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06.12./december 6th.
ITS NATIONAL MIKKEL DAY!!! if you know any person with the name mikkel, wish them a happy mikkel day!! :D

by mikkelworshiper December 6, 2022

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On June 20th you grab a table and yeet it at 12:00

Tom:I’m gonna throw a table

Teacher:your not aloud to do that in class

Tom:did you know it’s National throw your table day today

Teacher:oh shit here we go again

by Appledotm June 8, 2022

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The day you get to kiss your crush , with out anybody telling you other wise & you can kiss your boyfriend or girlfriend without somebody telling you other wise

by Shaaay October 18, 2019

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