National throw Doom day

21th of October. When you can throw Doom around with no permission needed, even though he is 5'6"

National throw Doom day is the best day ever

by Goracio October 21, 2021

National Tape Dispenser Day

Tape Dispenser get used rarely and then forgotten about until needed again. We as a society under appreciate them. So November 23rd is National Tape Dispenser day in honor of all tape dispensers big and small.

“Yo did you know that it’s National Tape Dispenser Day??”

by mehmehdoggie November 23, 2023

Kiss Day

The 30th of November, usually the most kissing day of the year, you should do it to someone you cherish, love and appreciate, because they love you, and you should love them.

I l you girlfriend, let’s kiss on this spectacular kiss day

by anonymous November 30, 2023

National Omar Day

For every single Omar out there. October 10 is National Omar Day.

Jules: Omar put ur pants back on

Omar: nah its national omar day pandejo

by mamalogan2 August 11, 2025

Pimil day

Pimil day, short for Point in My Life day, is a celebration of a specific moment in your life that honors how far you've come since then. It's usually the hardest, most painful point in your life, but can also be something of the opposite.

Ean: *suffers from a trauma*
Ean, a year later: "It's my pimil day tomorrow! Good job, me :)"

by Lea Kara March 4, 2022

KELDOG day

Keldog day is 16th May annually. It’s for Aussie blokes like myself down on their luck when a gorgeous gal, dimples and great smile, comes into your life and is so sexy, I would fuck her shadow on a gravel road. Funnier than a fart in an elevator and is way too good for the fella but she adores him unconditionally. She is his rock and biggest fan.

I had a KELDOG day once, got a stunner and straightened me out without trying. She is now my wife of 15years… still pushing back every day to this day!

by Hot Dickens Cider 51 May 9, 2024

National Grab Boob Day

FUCK OFF. GENUINELY FUCK OFF.
MOTHERFUCKERS GENUINELY HAD TO MAKE A WHOLE ASS DAY JUST TO GRAB BOOBS. GO TO PORNHUB OR SOME SHIT AND MASTURBATE WITH YOUR 2 INCHER YOU LONELY ASS MOTHERFUCKING, FUCKING LOOK AT HENTAI OR SOME SHIT YOU FUCKING FETISH-RIDDEN DISGRACE. STOP SEXUALLY ASSAULTING RANDOM WOMEN ON THE STREETS, GO KYS.

Person/Boy 1: “omg it’s National Grab Boob Day!!1 let me go grab that random woman’s racks, she look like she’s got the whole ass bakery!! with that dumpy too!!1”
Person/Boy 2: *punches* “wtf dude that’s disgusting, you can’t just go sexually assault women”

by turbowashere March 26, 2022