I’ve stitched my bumhole up

My car has broken Down.

Lack of ability to drop the kids off at the pool.

John: Sorry I’m late, I’ve stitched my bumhole up.
Phil: Sorry what?
John: Yeah, I can’t even drop the kids off at the pool.

by My car has broken down August 24, 2018

Hook Up

To meet someone, get together with a friend.

Hey, let's hook up later and have dinner. I'm hooking up with some friends later to see a movie.

by Dotanairy January 22, 2020

After Ups

When the bar/resturant closes and the staff stays for a round of drinks while doing clean up for the night.

The bouncer just invited me and a friend fo stay for after ups! Just stay close to me at last call.

by Trublonderocker October 28, 2021

Four Fingers Up

Holding Four finger up indicates that you think Remi is the coolest person ever.

Did you see Emily put Four Fingers Up? She must think Remi is so cool.

by MeAtBalL_12 May 30, 2022

fire up the jug

Put the kettle on/boil the jug.

- Put the kettle on mate, by the way I hate immigrants
- I've got springs under my feet, so fire up the jug

by toniozi August 29, 2021

Pull It Up Jamie

Reference from the JRE podcast whenever Joe Rogan wants Jamie to pull up any video/website/document/etc. So when you want your friend to pull something up on the internet, you tell them "Pull it up Jamie"

Bro #1: Have you seen the video of the squirrel skydiving? Bro #2: Actually, I haven't, pull it up Jamie

by JPR16967 April 3, 2025

4 fingers up

4 fingers up indicates you think yushi is sexy

"holds 4 fingers up" i know yushi is very sexy

by DefinitelyNotYushi April 8, 2022