Pick up the fucking phone now!

When a totally unexpected or improbable event occurs and you must let all other relevant parties know as soon as possible.

*Spack No.3 appears in CoD Deathchat compilation on Youtube*

Spack No.2: "Jack, pick up the fucking phone now!"

Spack No.1: "What phone?"

Spack No.2: "Your phone!"

*Phone rings*

by Jack Spank9049 April 22, 2024

Shut the fuck up

A phrase you can text to people that put their urban dictionary name in their instagram story and get a sense of accomplishment from stangers typing dumb shit into an open online dictionary.

just please shut the fuck up for the love of god make it stop there are people yelling my name from inside the walls

by Der Darmwanderer.ch November 24, 2021

the johnny jump-up

an incredibly versitile alegory refering to the sexual nature of a duke in the seventeenth century royal court.

Rick bowed before his wife, unbeknowst to her, he was reveling in thoughts common to a johnny jump-up

by Negro man April 24, 2005

Unshut up

If someone tells someone else to shut up, and they take it literally, you tell them to unshut up

Some girl: Shut up *the guy shuts up* The girl: okay you can unshut up now

by Kingsmoochalot September 3, 2023

3 fingers up

It means that you‘re in live with a girl who‘s name starts with d

He put 3 fingers up in a picture. He must be in love with d…

by buongiorno June 22, 2022

Sleep on the side or wake up: The First Juvenile Release

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Person 343: Sleep on the side or wake up: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025

Up syndrome

you say it to insult someone

you don't have down syndrome you have Up syndrome

by MangoMane January 25, 2025