Dirty Houston

When you sit in your room of your mothers house for 365 days masturbating with a VR headset into your Pot Noodle.. Then eating the noodles.

Oh there’s another Dirty Houston..

by riverdthecactus September 6, 2021

Dirty Brahnson

When you fuck a stuffed elephant raw and mid fuck your grandmother walks in on you and you meet eyes but because you like that dirty audience shit, you cum harder than you have ever came before leaving an exit hole in the elephants head and cum drenching the wall. Your grandmother then nods at you and says "good boy" and walks away.

I did a dirty Brahnson last night and my father almost beat me. Especially because my grandma cleaned up the mess on the wall.

by Mostafa Fahkri July 2, 2022

Dirty breydon

When a fag kicks another fag forcing him to bone a shark therefore making a shark human combo who the bones the other gay dude and everyone walks away happy

My uncle did a dirty breydon when he was younger

by Bobsroom June 30, 2020

Dirty Regis

The act of getting butt-fucked by a Polish man while dressed like a clown, and begging for old pocket candy.

Alpha was a true Dirty Regis last night!

by GrilledButtCakes September 17, 2025

Dirty Bennett

to kiss your brother in formal fashion while in possession of a sex doll being used by your pet corgi.

I performed a Dirty Bennett on Doyle, it was hot

by jackbutterstick April 4, 2022

dirty dinking

when one is caught hanging out with a member of the opposite sex in which everyone knows the said one is interested when one is suppossed to or has actually said one is doing something else

My parents came home and caught us dirty dinking.

by bbar June 11, 2006

Dirty Hirad

Going to a party finding the most drunk male under 5'5, shitting on your fingers and then picking up their nose.

"Aww dude you totally did a dirty Hirad last night"

by Deeelan June 29, 2023