national slander fish day

National Slander Fish Day. The day people hate on fish because fish smells like crap. National Slander Fish Day is on April 4, 2023.

Friend: yo bro, todays april 4.
Me: yeah bro i know
Friend: you know what that means
Me: what?
Friend: its national slander fish day bro!!

by kade pee April 3, 2023

IDGAF day

The national day for September 2nd. A day for you to not give a shit

"Hey bro can you help me with my homework?
"Hell no do you know what day it is? IDGAF day"
"Shit my bad"

by Most Fatty Num Nuts September 1, 2021

National send a booty pic day

National send a booty pic day is held on july 4th..so send a booty pic to a friend or who ever.

Its national send a booty pic day so send a booty pic.

by Business John G July 4, 2020

Slap Your Hadest Hit To Tallest Friend Day

You Slap Your Tallest Friend AS HARD AS YOU COULD

Hey Its Slap Your Hadest Hit To Tallest Friend Day! SO YOU BETTER RUN!

by Lasaaaaa September 28, 2021

National make your friends cry day

June 17th is National Make Your Friend Cry Day. If you’re bored, then make your friends cry. Just make sure you apologize afterwards though. Or don’t.

Person 1 : Hey, wanna make Sarah cry?

Person 2 : What? Why?
Person 1 : It’s National Make Your Friends Cry Day!
Person 2 : Okay let’s do it!

by Caca moma June 17, 2021

National treat your child day

A day to Treat your child with gifts

Me: Mum, you know what day it is..
Mum: What is it?
Me: It’s National treat your child day!
Mum: Really? Okay, hop in the car!
Me: Yay!

by Matildalover June 14, 2022

National Bite a Block of Cheese Day

December 4th is National Bite a Block of Cheese Day. Celebrate by buying a block of Extra Sharp Cheddar or Jack and chomp away.

"Skwindles just took a bite out of a cheese block."
"Wtf why?"
"It's National Bite a Block of Cheese Day, it's a requirement."

by e6st December 4, 2020