markiplier sandy vagina

What Markiplier called himself in “Markiplier makes: A sand castle”.

“I’m Markiplier sandy vagina.

by A guy with a friend named Zill March 26, 2020

flying vagina attack

A form of physical aggression performed by a female, wherein she leaps into the air and slams her groin into another's (male OR female) chest. Also considered to be a sexual position from one of the long-lost chapters of the Kama Sutra.

Susan: John, I'm tired of your shit!

John: Shut up, bitch!

Susan: flying vagina attack!

(Wherein Susan proceeds to leap in the air and slam her vagina into John's chest, knocking the wind out of him.)

by six30two December 22, 2010

vagina anti-magnet

Someone who is a complete woman repellent.

He couldnt get laid in a brothel , hes a major vagina anti-magnet

by thegroup June 19, 2013

Vagina Fruit Salad

When a guy inserts fruit into a girl's cooch and proceeds to eat her out while simultaneously eating the fruit.

Anthony: Yo, did you and Jamie have fun last night or what?
Conner: Yeah man, I gave that bitch a vagina fruit salad.

by pablothefish May 27, 2015

Restless Vagina Syndrome

or RVS. A syndrome where you cannot go a certain amount of time without having sex. If you do, your vagina gets restless. As seen on David Spade's "The Show Biz Show"

Paris Hilton was released from jail because of an unknown medical condition. It was later revealed that she was suffering from a severe case of Restless Vagina Syndrome.

by RebeccaLynne July 13, 2007

Lick My Vagina

A phrase used by usualy an angry woman, usualy to insult.

Hey asshole, Lick My Vagina.

by Carol Cobain May 16, 2008

Nocturnal Vagina Syndrome

A condition that affects the female body.

After sex, the vagina feels different and uncomfortable, to the point of restlessness. No wipe or wash can cure this condition. One may even have to pee 30 times after sex due to this condition.
A woman may stay up all night no matter how tired she is due to the state of her vagina.

I cannot sleep because of Nocturnal Vagina Syndrome. Me and my husband has sex 3 hours ago and I keep having to pee and wash but my vagina feels off.

sex vagina nocturnal awake

by Rpt93 November 28, 2012