Sam

Sophie’s crush ❤️💞

Oi there’s Sam Sophie’s man ❤️

by Mymynan February 10, 2019

Sam

Sam is one of the most amazing friends you could ever ask for. He's funny, adventurous, and amazing with the guitar. He'll be there for you when you're down and let you touch his rad hair. Although Sams are known for leaving a good friend behind, you can always remember how great it was to have a Sam.

There he is. Sam. What a cool guy.

by BIGbEaNz January 11, 2019

A Sam

Just simply bot statements of an obvious joke or irrelevant topics in the middle of a conversation.

"Damn he's not good in the nba"
Sam: Nova Alum
"Sorry im into girls only"
Sam: oh so you must a lesbian
Such a sam

by Coon36 July 5, 2022

Sam

Sam is name given to girls and guys. It usually signifies a chill person who you can trust. A "Sam" has nothing to do with masturbation ok. The mom didn't name her child so he could be known for going around rubbing his/her pubes

"Omigosh i feel so lonely right now. I need me a Sam."

by Llallalland March 16, 2017

Sam Altman

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!

Hym "UH OH! THE GUY WHO STOLE MY AI FROM MY SHITTY POSTS HAS BEEN ACCUSED BY HIS SISTER OF BEING A SISTER MOLESTER! IS SAM ALTMAN A SISTER MOLESTER! HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That is FUCKING HILARIOUS! AHA! Not the molestation part but the fact that I'm in a black mirror-esque Truman show and YOU ARE LETTING AND ALLEDGED SISTER MOLESTER STEAL MY SHIT! YOU'RE LETTING THE JEWS STEAL IT AND COMMIT A GENOCIDE! OH MY GOD YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE SO TRASH AT THE GAME! GOOOOOOOOOOD DAMN! YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE TRASH! I haven't done anyone the shit you motherfuckers are doing out there dog! 'Threatening' your kids isn't worse. It doesn't even affect you or your kids! But Sam Altman is allegedly like the Mythbusters guy! He's the 'Raping Blob 2: Incest is wincest!' (Allegedly) Hahahahahahaha! Wooooow you motherfuckers are garbo! Absolutely garbage! You are trying to stop me from being elevated witha totally disregard for who gets elevated in my stead! And look how it's working for you! You're not doing it because I'm WORSE! Better than HIM! Better that YOU! Suchir Balaji and I are the only people who can say they tried to stop 'The Raping Blob 2: Incest is wincest!' Can you!? No! You suck! Why can you niggas not accept that you suck!? You're so fuckimg stupid! 'But we can still fucking stop you from-' IT DON'T MATTER DAWG! YOU'RE STILL TRASH!"

by Hym Iam January 7, 2025

Sam Heintz

211 S Pine

Always watching

The fridge

Did you see that rustle in the bushes? That was sam heintz

by Floobhs May 21, 2022

Sam

Sam is really funny, cute, and adorable. He likes doing fun things, and is always trying his hardest to help people. He may have a difficult life, but he doesn’t talk about his background much. He loves people but sometimes can get upset by people. He doesn’t like losing people, but when he does he is strong about it.

Cailey- is that the cute new kid?
Madison- yeah, his name must be Sam!

by Samine December 17, 2018