fanny pack

An Americanism for what in proper English is a "bum bag" — a pouch or other device worn around the waist by butt sluts to hold safer-sex supplies, sex toys and other paraphernalia for kinky buttsecks. The wearer is typically clad in skintight stretch clothing to showcase their assets, leaving nowhere else to store their anal lube, condoms, butt plugs, douche or enema bulbs and other supplies needed to prepare their butts for anal sex. While jogging (running around) or cycling (peddling their arses all over town) to find a mate, the savvy buttslut comes prepared by wearing this pack (usually directly over or above the trampstamp) with everything needed to savour the fruits of Sodom.

So why, then, would a bum bag be a "fanny pack"? Most likely, a few trollops are looking for a Devil's threesome which involves double penetration — one penis in the bum, another penis in the fanny at the same time. That would require extra rubbers, extra lube and presumably redundant birth control — all of which needs to be packed away in that little pouch.

by bitchuck August 31, 2024

Belarusian jet pack

Having a rocket up your ass to spin faster on a horizontal bar.

The Belarusian Jet pack will make all NATO member cower in fear as their soldiers spin a Mach speed on a horizontal bar.

by Flat tire August 4, 2023

Pack

Hillbilly term for carrying something!

Hey Jethro, I got my foodstamps today want you pack them groceries in for me!

Imma pack my baby in the house, then imma be back to whip yer ass!

by Momma Nay Nay April 12, 2010

Wack Pack

A cheap parody package used for THC products like edibles and vapes (similar to the trading card brand Wacky Packages)It uses popular name brands only slightly changed. They are often just packaging with no real brand behind them. Can be dangerous as they products are not regulated.

Person 1: Hey bro are you eating Sour Patch Kids?
Person 2: Nah, these are stoney patch edibles.
Person 1: Damn you got that wack pack bro

by ThanksgivingLeftovers July 11, 2022

Goodie Pack

A complimentary and/or purchaseable addition to a game which includes physical/digital content (i.e. artwork, audio, video, manuals, maps, etc.) These are most commonly included with physical media softwares, but CD Projekt has popularized them through their digital distribution platform at GOG.

The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt (GOG Version) includes a complimentary goodie pack.
Divinity: Original Sin 2 (GOG Version) includes a premium goodie pack, named "Divinity: Original Sin 2 - Divine Ascension."

by ehnonymoose June 23, 2019

Pack in

carry something to a place (used especially with respect to remote campsites).

"pack out what you pack in, use campfires sparingly, and put them out completely"

by Arminkshipper June 20, 2025

Memo pack

A 16 year old boy Nick named memo from the west Melbourne suburb tarniet who died in a car crash and got his head decapitated thru the windshield, just like tooka in Chicago memo is referred to as weed in the Australian city of Melbourne, mainly in the northern and western suburbs.

“Dugu pack in my system been smokin on memo pack”

“Aye let’s light up dis memo gang”

by Burncitylingo January 30, 2023