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Kyle

World's okays programmer and exceptionally average. Though slightly average in life still ranks above those named Robert or Marco.
If only I had a Kyle to program those adult toys.
by loserfisted July 3, 2023
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Kyle

Kyle is the best girl you’ll ever meet, she’s kind, sweet, funny, and literally the most gorgeous girl you’ll ever meet. If she says she loves you, she means it from the bottom of her heart and will do absolutely do anything for you. She will do whatever to make you happy, even though if it means she's getting hurt in the end.
She is the greatest friend you could ever have, she's there when you need her and will never hesitate to go out of her way for you. Her eyes are beyond beautiful, and tell you every emotion that's going through her head.
Kyle is so beautiful
by linajeanne July 8, 2023
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Kyle Kalka

"Is that Kyle Kalka? He's rich"
by jo mama 556 July 29, 2023
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kyle's dick

kyle's dick is so big
by bigdickjamey August 5, 2023
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A Kyle

A troublesome young man.

If someone is referred to as "A Kyle" They are usually a young, uneducated, blight on society. Thay are usually young men around 13-18 in age and have a very scruffy unkempt appearance. They usually come from broken homes, with parents who don't give a monkeys willy what they get up to as long as they don't get under their feet. Kyles are genuinely found hanging around in local parks Smoking weed, and drinking cheep alcohol. They can be found loitering around shopping centres, planning muggins or shoplifting to feed their habit. Thay are not particularly physically violent but will shout threatening expletives to make them look hard and will generally run away if challenged. Most don't attend school and those that do are usually permanently expelled due to their bad behaviour and attitude, with the few who do make it through school will usually leave with no exams and no prospects. Older Kyles (those that are past legal school age) generally have no interest in gaining employment and will supplement there livelihood by committing crimes and will usually if not before, land themselves in prison by the age of 18, with prison been a common acurence for most of their live.
Neighbour 1: " That young lad across the street was arrested for shoplifting yesterday."
Neighbour 2: AGAIN! that the second time this month, he's turning into a right little Kyle that one."

2) Woman 1: "Right, I'm off to the shopping centre."
Friend: OK but keep your phone out of sight, the place is full of Kyles."

Mother speaking to her son: "I'd keep away from that new lad at the youth club if I was you, he's been branded A Kyle."
by Britney Sparkles April 9, 2024
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Kylee

kylee is someone who will use any excuse to get out of work
really kylee not again
by looser April 9, 2024
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Kyle

a fucking bitch ass hoe. He will get nowhere in his fucking life. Bop of the century
“kyle is a fucking hoe
by urahoe111 April 20, 2024
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