by dementedbunny.ISSUAH$/7:8/ October 16, 2023
Get the Taylor Swiftmug. by anonymous December 13, 2021
Get the caeden thomas taylormug. A washed music artist who farms boyfriends so she can release mediocre, generic pop music that (predominantly) white girls and gay men will drink up like it's the greatest music to ever be released.
She is incredibly notorious for farming her "eras" for her cult meetings (known as the Eras tour), despite not having any musical growth since she switched from pseudo-country to pop. Also notorious for he cult-like fans, the "swifties," who have become infamous for acting violently towards anyone (such as Dave Grohl and his family) who doesn't blindly follow her and refusing to listen to actual music genres (such as rock or metal). She also engages in "blocking," the act of releasing remixes and other versions of her music so she can bot the charts and stop other female artists from hitting the top of the charts. A notable example of this is her album, The Tortured Poets Department, where she released multiple versions of the album through different formats and various versions of the songs which resulted in artists like Charli XCX and Billie Eilish having their respective albums blocked from charting well.
She is currently dating KC Chiefs international tight-end fraud Travis Kelce, who farms in the NFL more than she farms her eras. Will probably break up with him soon so she can release another album.
She is incredibly notorious for farming her "eras" for her cult meetings (known as the Eras tour), despite not having any musical growth since she switched from pseudo-country to pop. Also notorious for he cult-like fans, the "swifties," who have become infamous for acting violently towards anyone (such as Dave Grohl and his family) who doesn't blindly follow her and refusing to listen to actual music genres (such as rock or metal). She also engages in "blocking," the act of releasing remixes and other versions of her music so she can bot the charts and stop other female artists from hitting the top of the charts. A notable example of this is her album, The Tortured Poets Department, where she released multiple versions of the album through different formats and various versions of the songs which resulted in artists like Charli XCX and Billie Eilish having their respective albums blocked from charting well.
She is currently dating KC Chiefs international tight-end fraud Travis Kelce, who farms in the NFL more than she farms her eras. Will probably break up with him soon so she can release another album.
by realistpenduhater October 5, 2024
Get the Taylor Midmug. A highly anticipated rerecord that will never release at this point.
Seriously when will we stop clowning.
Seriously when will we stop clowning.
by ynmking89 August 20, 2024
Get the Reputation (Taylor's Version)mug. Taylor originally a man's name then appropriated by the others.
Common things that male Taylor's will hear from the others:
You're so hot.
Stop being SO hot!
Omg I want to be all over you rn!
I can't handle how...idk what's another word for perfect? I guess Taylor would be it.
Okay daddy.
You made squirt, I've never done that before, I thought it was a myth!
God I can't walk straight
Your should come with a disclaimer to warn everyone how thick and big your penis is.
Can I sit on my knees looking up at you with my big eyes, waiting as patiently as I can while you unzip your pants?
You just taste so good
You have the best smile
Will you please send me a dick pic?
And so on and so on
These are all quotes btw...
Common things that male Taylor's will hear from the others:
You're so hot.
Stop being SO hot!
Omg I want to be all over you rn!
I can't handle how...idk what's another word for perfect? I guess Taylor would be it.
Okay daddy.
You made squirt, I've never done that before, I thought it was a myth!
God I can't walk straight
Your should come with a disclaimer to warn everyone how thick and big your penis is.
Can I sit on my knees looking up at you with my big eyes, waiting as patiently as I can while you unzip your pants?
You just taste so good
You have the best smile
Will you please send me a dick pic?
And so on and so on
These are all quotes btw...
by W0rd5m1th December 15, 2021
Get the Taylormug. Taylor's unconscious ability to attract women and make them crave wanting to date him to the point where they're willing to take extreme actions in their lives and those around.
The Taylor effect was so strong that it made me end my 20yr old marriage just so that I could live happily ever after.
by Mr-62-Tall November 20, 2022
Get the The Taylor Effectmug. by dorothea13 November 2, 2023
Get the Taylor Swiftmug.