David

David is an outgoing wild adventurous guy. He comes off as a bit of a dick but once you get to know him he is really sweet with a very kind heart.

He has beautiful eyes and will look at you like you are the only person in the world. Sadly he will hurt you because people like David usually attract a lot of women so they can't be faithful to one girl.

They usually have low self esteem so they will take a lot of their issues out on you and leave you for a more domineering woman.

The best time of my life was when I with David.

David the most outrageous, caring man I have ever met.

by Maddy2014 June 21, 2024

david belford

the guy that shit himself😌

“did you hear what happened to david belford?”
“yea❤️“

by puzzyslayer1884 July 19, 2020

Taking a David

To pass a bowel movement at work. Taking a shit, crap, poop, or dropping beans off at the tortilla bowl.

Man, I got to go take a huge david before I begin work.

I'm on david number 2 already and it's not even noon.

Taking a david is the best way to get paid for pooping at work.

by Bigdullytruck31 March 20, 2024

David

A smart, curious, kind loving, wonderful, crazy, sexy, talented man

David is a smart, curious, kind loving, wonderful, crazy, sexy, talented man

by anonymous May 19, 2022

david

If your name is david, then Karina/Alexandra/Alessandra would be the perfect match for you!
Or if you have a male preference, you should try dating Alex/Danny/Daniel!
If your name is David, you are most likely an Aries or a Cancer.

"karina, my name is david, that means we're soulmates!"
"tf"

by iqiiqiqjmsbw December 9, 2021

David

David is an amazing, funny, affectionate, and smart guy. He is like the sun in a dark room. Treasure him while he’s in your life, because once he’s gone, you won’t find another like him.

If you need someone to cheer you up, just find David!

You won’t find another guy like David!

by girlwhoisdownbad January 2, 2025

David

A very impressive, smart, and astute individual.

You are a David. You a Daviding right now, bro. Hey stop being such a David.

by YourBoy March 16, 2022