March 23

National hook up with a guy named Jack day.

Jack: Aw man my bitch left me for someone else
Big Boi Jimbo: Isn’t it march 23 national hook up with a jack day?
Jack: Im a John!

by TurkeySLurpieeee June 5, 2024

Nolan Sorento Is Lincoln March: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nolan Sorento Is Lincoln March: The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

No GTA March

You can't play GTA in March

"Yo wanna play GTA?"
"No, i can't. Its No GTA March!"

by CrusaderBoy February 24, 2019

Marching Band

An activity that takes up a hell of a lot of time. Sometimes it feels like burning in hell, but it feels pretty incredible when you perform your show really well. By the end of the season, you and your section and basically blood relatives. Also, just for the record, marching band is NOT a sport (even though it’s a lot more difficult than half of them).

I have marching band all week, yippee.

by DarkDiction049 March 28, 2023

march 3rd

confess your feelings to your crush day <3

person 1: it's *march 3rd*...you know what that means ;)
person 2: i need to confess my feelings for him/her today!
person 1: atta boy >;)

by ppharderect101 March 2, 2021

march 28

National send this to the hottest person you know day <3

someone: guess what day it is:
cute person replies: march 28???
someone: sends photo of this urbandictianary
hot ass bitch replies: aw thats cute <3

by Wvipex March 28, 2022

12th march

The day oscar is free from harassment by scarlet women and men alike, also women’s month halts for this day so now Oscar is NOT in the wrong and you can’t be mean to him

It’s the 12th march

by Ahfajahshahannahs March 11, 2024