Kevin

a true blessing to this earth. his eyes speak wisdom and his midnight black fur is almost glowing from how holy he is.
if you ever see him thank him for what he has done for you. he is a rare sighting even among mountain priests. if he licks your hand you have good luck.
yeah so basically- OMG IS THAT KEVIN????
OMG!! IT IS!! thank you for what you have done for us dear lord *gets on the floor and bows*
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"Kevin"is the male counterpart to the complaining "Karen". As he too is a self entitled narcissist! A man who goes around not picking and complaining about things that just don't suit him. He usually has more than one bad day a week and he wants everyone to know.
The Kevin was at it again complaining to the manager that his dry cleaning was done improperly. You have destroyed my clothing, now how about a reimbursement!??
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Kevin:SHORT
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A Kevin is a male version of a Karen
You're such a Kevin bro.
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One who has seen pain & triumphs. A very quiet, but confident man. Usually dangerous. Incredibly handsome w/ an athletic or beefcake build. Also an absolute gentleman, treats ppl better than he gets treated and is forgiving but does not forget. Walks in the room - Women & men always stare at him, to capture his gaze. Treats women like they are princesses - Very gentle & charming. Great smile, & smell. Dresses very sharply. But someone who’s presence everyone can enjoy- always positive, funny, & deep on an emotional level. Knows when to crack a joke. Definitely a guy who everyone wants to meet and have in their life.
Have you seen Kevin? He’s just an absolute beefcake
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1: hey have you heard about Kevin?
2: 👽
by TheOneWhoLeftItAllBehind November 21, 2023
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