Got a Van Gogh

Going to a hair salon and walking out with an uneven haircut.

“Yeah, he totally got a Van Gogh”

by ievapo November 27, 2019

Got Bobbed

When your old retired white-man-privelidge neighbor from Boston stops passers by and engages them in awkward conversations that last way too long because he never developed hobbies or interests outside of his work and now he’s lonely, nosy, desperate for attention, and trying to meddle in everyone’s business.

The poor neighbors were walking by and Got Bobbed for ten minutes while trying to get away.

by Team LaBamba November 30, 2022

Sometimes you got to live in the woods

It’s when life can throw some hard punches at you and you have to learn how to evade, get back up, and evolve in order to survive the next threat that comes into your life.

John: Dude I lost my job last month and it made my life a living hell and that’s what made me become an entrepreneur.

Dave: Bro “sometimes you got to live in the woods”

John: Dude that’s so true and I’m stronger from it

by Coboricua March 7, 2021

Got Smoked

Defeated in a sprinting competition in a track and field event from 100 m through 400 m

Man...I got smoked. That other dude was really fast and won the race.

by Monty 82 April 30, 2024

The one that got away

the one that got away means goodbye mike. El where are you? Eleven? El?

"Oh god the one that got away is crazy"

"Goodbye mike.....

EL WHERE ARE YOU??? ELEVEN??? EL???

by TiktokboomEw October 18, 2019

I got next

what you say when you are having sex with multiple guys and there is only one condom to share.

derek “Let’s do this but i only have one condom.”
gage “I got next.”

by TheRealSexGod November 17, 2017

You don’t got the balls

This means you are to afraid to do somthing

Some guy: I bet you don’t got the balls to ask her out on A date

by Biggest brain November 29, 2023