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Douche Knock

Very much like a fart knocker and a jackass. A person who needs to be hit for their stupid actions or speech.
"You douche knock"
"Go away douche knock"
by Zeneki December 6, 2006
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Douch Kooch

A person that quits in madden because they are losing.
That fuckin douch kooch quit on me!
by xX1anonymous1Xx January 12, 2009
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Douche Canoe

1. An individual guilty of blatantly duplicitous behavior on par with or exceeding that of multitudinous douche bags.
2. A person who intentionally and maliciously destroys and disbands the life's work of a fellow colleague for no other reason than to simply be a douche.
3. A word used to describe Maktar, the evil nemesis of Orlin
4. The answer my friend, is puddings in the wind.
That douche canoe Bob, plagiarized my paper.

Of all the university's in the world, that douche canoe had to walk into mine.

Maktar, in the most debauched douche canoery, slashed Orlin's dreams to shreds.
by OrlinSupreme February 5, 2012
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Ghost Douche

when your playing halo with one of yours friends, and he wont get out of the damn ghost!
by composedbuffalo January 13, 2010
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douch stick

someone who acts like a douch but is being a major asshole pissin people off. it's worse than being called a douch bag beacause it's the part of the douch that goes in the dirty stanky nasty pussy. commenly used by women who have fishy pussy, who are sluts and whores
stop being a fucking douch stick or your a fucking douch stick
by kittylette September 8, 2007
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Douche Chowda

A foul smelling soup made and commonly consumed primarily by men in Boston.
Pete, look at that drunk asshole pissing in the subway- He must have been out with his bro's drinkin douche chowda!!!
by SneakyOne April 21, 2010
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douche towel

1 A person who is lame or sucks. 2 a towel used for ,drying a vagina after doucheing.
"Why is Joey being a douche towel"?

What a douche towel.

I wonder if thats Katys douche towel?
by mongloid sterngth June 4, 2009
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