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Disco Boner

When a DJ mixes from one song into the next so perfectly that one becomes so euphoric they attain what is known as a disco boner. Other symptoms may include goosebumps, screaming, twirling, whistling and waving arms in the air like you just don’t care. One of the highest compliments you can give a DJ.
"Man, the DJ is on fire tonight, that last mix gave me a disco boner!"
by DDiscoMMan April 24, 2023
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ZESTY BONER

Mark: stop being a zesty boner

Cam:what does that mean

Andrew: when your gay and get an erection
Cam: Oh I have a Zesty boner
by Big rock beater April 25, 2023
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Golf boner

The act of becoming aroused by golfing or thinking about golfing.
Jim canceled his date because he got a golf boner on the way home from work.
by HinckleyHappy December 20, 2022
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boner beard

Did you hear, Royal-T, was late for his date because he had to trim his boner beard.
by Royal-T510 November 19, 2018
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boner mechanic

Somebody who works on or fixes a boner
Went to see the boner mechanic last night, she worked on my cock.
by ThePanzyPanda November 28, 2018
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boner bite

When a girl is giving you head and they accidentally bite your cock
My girl boner bite me and it really hurt
by Narwhal9908 July 11, 2017
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aggro boner

When a man gets a boner due to something hot that he cannot take action on
I was hanging out with my friend sally the other day and when she bent over to grab something I got an aggro boner.
by Dickbuttfucktruck August 16, 2017
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