by A guy with a friend named Zill March 26, 2020
A form of physical aggression performed by a female, wherein she leaps into the air and slams her groin into another's (male OR female) chest. Also considered to be a sexual position from one of the long-lost chapters of the Kama Sutra.
Susan: John, I'm tired of your shit!
John: Shut up, bitch!
Susan: flying vagina attack!
(Wherein Susan proceeds to leap in the air and slam her vagina into John's chest, knocking the wind out of him.)
John: Shut up, bitch!
Susan: flying vagina attack!
(Wherein Susan proceeds to leap in the air and slam her vagina into John's chest, knocking the wind out of him.)
by six30two December 19, 2010
by thegroup June 19, 2013
When a guy inserts fruit into a girl's cooch and proceeds to eat her out while simultaneously eating the fruit.
Anthony: Yo, did you and Jamie have fun last night or what?
Conner: Yeah man, I gave that bitch a vagina fruit salad.
Conner: Yeah man, I gave that bitch a vagina fruit salad.
by pablothefish May 26, 2015
or RVS. A syndrome where you cannot go a certain amount of time without having sex. If you do, your vagina gets restless. As seen on David Spade's "The Show Biz Show"
Paris Hilton was released from jail because of an unknown medical condition. It was later revealed that she was suffering from a severe case of Restless Vagina Syndrome.
by RebeccaLynne June 15, 2007
Hey asshole, Lick My Vagina.
by Carol Cobain May 16, 2008
A condition that affects the female body.
After sex, the vagina feels different and uncomfortable, to the point of restlessness. No wipe or wash can cure this condition. One may even have to pee 30 times after sex due to this condition.
A woman may stay up all night no matter how tired she is due to the state of her vagina.
After sex, the vagina feels different and uncomfortable, to the point of restlessness. No wipe or wash can cure this condition. One may even have to pee 30 times after sex due to this condition.
A woman may stay up all night no matter how tired she is due to the state of her vagina.
I cannot sleep because of Nocturnal Vagina Syndrome. Me and my husband has sex 3 hours ago and I keep having to pee and wash but my vagina feels off.
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by Rpt93 November 26, 2012