neck-noose

Necktie. More particularly, a necktie worn by an ambitious, brown-nosing, back-stabbing corporate ladder-climber trying to impress his boss.

Ralph, you know the CFO won't even talk to you if you're not wearing your neck-noose.

Mr. Weaver got called into HR for yanking Bill's neck-noose when Bill dropped the draft P&L in the executive shitter.

by Fuzzbuster111 February 28, 2025

elevator neck

a condition that causes neck pain from watching the numbers on a long elevator ride.

bro this elevator is so slow, i think i'm starting to get elevator neck

by nopenotlunaaaa June 18, 2022

wank-neck

A debilitating pain or twinge in the neck and shoulders, resulting from excessive or violent masturbation. Usually the affliction of men in their mid-to-late-twenties, directly resulting from a 'dry-spell'.

Most mornings he woke up with wank-neck.

If he doesn't stop, he'll give himself chronic wank-neck.

Wank-neck is the disease of the under sexed.

by one of many concerned friends January 27, 2014

Neck room

When someone throws a party and there’s a room full of people giving head /oral sex, or throwing neck

Girl I know you wanna use that head game for the Neck room tomorrow at shaquanas house party! Bitch you betttaaa

by Lenox July 13, 2018

Long Neck assouras

It's a large long neck dinosaur that looks like a T Rex that eats and poops alot

My long neck assouras keeps eating and pooping

by Longpoopeater February 15, 2020

Neck-jumper

A person who will argue with you because they don't like your opinion.

Me: Taco Bell has good food.
Colleague: No it doesn't. The food is trash and everyone who eats it is dumb cuz it's the worst food ever.
Me: Will you shut up? You're such a Neck-jumper.

by OzzyTheKidd888 July 16, 2025

neck bliss

a neck bliss is the very ends of the lumps when you crinkle the back of your neck

"fuck you bitch you get no respek-bliss thats why hop is coming for your neck bliss" ill by the hopson 8

by XxBig_TastyxX November 12, 2017