running on sails and steam

Bisexual.

That guy standing in the corner near the bar stools must be running on sails and steam. He's talking to the ladies, but I notice he raises his eyebrows every time those Italian guys walk by.

by pentozali September 14, 2012

Run it through the googler

When you google something

“Hey, Martha I can’t remember how to make that delightful ricotta.”
“Me neither Stan, let’s run it through the googler!”

by frankie & the flamethrowers October 25, 2018

horses are running wild

To be in a state of constant meetings and so unavailable for contact.

Gwen's horses are running wild today - she never picks up her extension.
It all kicks off when Gwen's horses are running wild.

by verybadgolf May 9, 2014

home-run-nap

after planning "the perfect evening" you two get together and try to dance your choreographed strange romance. halfway through, one of you falls asleep on the others chest. a deep, soft, peaceful slumber. not out of fatigue or rudeness or boredom but because you realise you have completed a long journey. you have come home.

"we were about to heat up, get those drinks, go dancing when Lyric fell asleep on my chest. out of the blue. home-run-nap."

by Krkič November 10, 2019

way to run the family

When one of they guys/girls you either used to talk to or date starts talking to or starts dating someone else in your family.

“My ex girlfriend is talking to my cousin.”
“Wow, she’s running the family”
“Yeah, way to run the family”

by teski6922 May 1, 2018

running full mast

any man running with an uncomfortably noticeable erection, possibly while naked.

Janus ran full mast yesterday morning during his morning job through the nudist colony. He was running full mast, to the shock and envy of all.

by AnonEmous September 6, 2013

The Home Run Trot

This is when you successfully go from titty fuck, face, puss, to ass in order (rounding all four bases) then slowly trot through her house much like a baseball player rounds the bases after a home run. Most importantly, you have to high five and ass slap everyone you see along the way.

Hey Gary, after the game ended last night on a walk off homer I gave this ugly bitch at the bar The Home Run Trot. Her mom was a little surprised when I woke her up off the couch but I got the high five from her then she made me breakfast!

by Larry and Rex and Benny July 9, 2018