purple nickle

In my youth i would, from time to time, sneak a peek into my pops jak-mag Warchest to look at all the furry bushed, college Cheerleaders of the Pack 10 (Picture 80's cut vaginas and Neon color Fanny Packs, everybody )It was durring this period in my life when i got my first glimpse of a strippers butt hole, SO close and out of focus was the picture in fact that it Had to have been from the Cocks's POV. Now maybe it was the way they developed the film, OR maybe the girl who was ATTACHED to this pretty little butt-hole im tellin ya about had just done a THREE HOUR shoot sittin' on a block of ice in a meat locker prior to the one i was then lookin at, but for whatever reason this girls butt-hole was now, and FOREVER, my new favorite shade of puffy purple , bout the size of an American nickle ( Nickle Guage 😆) Hence i coined the phrase "Purple Nickle "

Beads of sweat glistened as they ran down the spoked channels of her hungry Purple Nickle like molten iron in a foundry. .

by Crudeoilinkstain September 14, 2016

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purple husky

a card game of wits and creative mind-boggling moves that provides hysterical entertainment for those that know how to play and baffles the pants off of those that don't

You have to watch us play purple husky a few times before you can get it.

by gaffaw May 14, 2011

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Purple stickman

a stickman that is purple

a: did you know what stickman won?
b: yeah, purple stickman did.

by Slovenize March 31, 2022

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Purple cocker spaniel

When you have anal sex with your partner and prolapse their anus, the. Proceed to put their prolapse between two hotdog buns… man what a Tuesday.

So I was fucking Jake Paul in the butt and prolapsed his anus. So I thought this was the most opportune time to give him a purple cocker spaniel.

by The_Magic_Turtle August 7, 2021

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Purple Ricky

The action of death gripping your phalic member as you overdose on Fentanyl, causing your body to grip tighter during death: leaving mass amount of blood in your tip turning it purple

"Did you hear John died?", "Yeah Police found him with a purple ricky, only color in his body"

by hordedhellion November 29, 2024

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