Purple Flag

Something that’s both the biggest red flag while being simultaneously the biggest green flag- depends on the persons perspective

A: “Dude my music taste is such a purple flag- I like the most saddening emo music but it’s also so good”
B: Lmao yeah it’s seriously the biggest red flag but honestly it’s so good it makes it green
A: That’s what I’m saying!!! I promise I’m not problematic.

by Starboy02 September 27, 2023

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Purple placenta

When a man face fucks you for an hour and a half and only fucks you for 9 minutes.

Ariel: last night I was trying to get dicked down but I only ended up getting fucked for nine minutes
Stacy: you can only suck up for 30 mins or he’ll leave you with a purple placenta

by Becky Bitch July 15, 2019

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purple snot

Someone who is a witch (non-magical version), lies, and someone who suffers from O.C.B.D. (Obsessive Cumpulsive Boyfriend Disorder)

"Yes, she used to be my friend, but then she turned into a purple snot."
Typically; an ex-friend or boyfriend/girlfriend

by SammyDev March 31, 2010

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Purple Cock jacks

The sex acts in which a woman strokes a mans penis till he has a boner then laying down while he shakes back and forth while standing atop of her and having the shaft and testicals smacking the woman in the face till her face is so bruised its purple then ejects his load into her eyes so she cant look in the mirror to see it.

Matt: my girl let me do purple cock jacks last night
Eddie: bruh thats why she wouldnt come outside yesterday

by Shadowzomb02 February 02, 2020

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purple husky

a card game of wits and creative mind-boggling moves that provides hysterical entertainment for those that know how to play and baffles the pants off of those that don't

You have to watch us play purple husky a few times before you can get it.

by gaffaw April 24, 2011

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