Metal Porn

The portrayal of lewd acts performed by 1 or more robots. The term is often used to describe large amounts of metal on metal action.

Joe: " I went to watch Transformers 3d over the weekend, it was such a shit movie"

Bob "Weren't you turned on by the all the metal porn in the movie"

Joe "Gross dude, WTF!"

by Cesc4 July 21, 2011

Sad Porning

Watching porn vids 1 after another to forget about that person who friendzoned you

Eh bro, you okay m8?
Yea, 2 days of sad porning made it better.

by PorolovesSadness December 9, 2016

friend porn

When one is watching a pornographic film and sees a friend or acquaintance. Only applies to friends who you didn't know were in adult films.

Brad: Dude, I was watching porn last night, and I swear to God I saw Jen.

Chris: Looks like you ventured into some friend porn. What was her porn name?

by Official Donald J Trump November 30, 2016

pop-porn

When the camera dude in a porn scene is eating pop corn

This pop-porn in the studio makes a big mess

by iSpitOnLlamas January 17, 2021

Nugget Porn

When two people without arms and legs fuck so they can increase the nugget population. However, you can not find this on the hub.

Hey Jim! Do you want to watch some nugget porn?

No thanks. It’s not my type

by HarpoonMan March 7, 2020

The Porn Pokémon

A new kind of Pokémon that Gamefreak designed because they don't have any ideas anymore

Pornosa, the porn pokémon and the evolved form of Pornhub

by Thecoolestdude June 5, 2017

retaliation porn

When someone sends multiple pictures images of porn and the receiver immediately sends porn back.

"my boyfriend just sent me a ton of porn so I sent retaliation porn"

by TheFloofDragon June 17, 2017