paul monk

a complete dickhead that says rebel alot and is gay

that james is a bit of a paul monk

by adam dorrell December 9, 2008

Paul Dewman

Another word for Pot. Taken from the actor Paul Newman, just switched to Paul "Dew"man

Guy 1-hey is Paul Dewman around?
guy 2- yeah but its 20 bucks to see him

by Hdj February 9, 2008

St. Pauling it

Being single, being detached from the relationship sphere. Flying solo, not getting any. Comes from St. Paul, a prominent theologian and opponent of sexual relations.

Friend 1:Hey, brah, how come you ain't got no hoes?

Friend 2:Nah, I'm St. Pauling it tonight.

or

Friend 1:Girl, you ain't had a man in months, what up?

Friend 2:St. Pauling it.

by Mister Funktastic October 18, 2007

Paul Bunyaned

The act of shitting on another person, or 'chopping a log' onto someone.

A synonym for cleveland steamer.

cleaveland steamer shit paul bunyan
cleveland s

After Randy passed out from drinking too much Clark got crazy and Paul Bunyaned his drunk ass.

by chuderdick October 16, 2008

Lone Paul

When a grown man has a habit of mistaking underage girls for being older than they are. When confronted about his disturbing habit, he often becomes very hostile and rages incoherently.

"Did you see Jeff pick up that fourth grader the other day?"

"Again? Dude, he is such a Lone Paul."

by Howard Juno August 27, 2014

paul landi

the action of a piece of poo dangling from the anus onto someones anus then peeing inside their eyelids and laugh at their pain

i totally just Paul Landi'd my girl las night, it was sweet

by Shadester December 22, 2014

Paul burns

A man who is very easy to describe and define.

Who is Paul burns?
A man who works in an oil yard with stan and who loves the gym. Not a huge fan of Lundy,

by Jessiejott93 December 20, 2013