Toilet wisdom

When you take a shit at work thinking about the problem you are currently strugling with and suddenly you get an idea how to fix it.

Greg! Herman! I know how to fix that damn bug! I was taking a dump when the toilet wisdom enlightened me!

by rufik March 9, 2020

Toilet Trilogy

When you simultaneously beat your meat, piss, and shit on the toilet.

Dude, I just had the fattest toilet trilogy in my mom's house!

by keknees June 6, 2022

skibidi mewing sigma toilet chad

the work of satan

every cringy ass yt shorts toddler's dreams is seeing a skibidi toilet say that

A: hi
B: skibidi mewing sigma toilet chad
A: kill yourself

by killmealready2736272763 May 15, 2024

Toilet Duck

Toilet Duck (somebody/something) to criticize a person or organization for tagging or mentioning others in an online social media post.

The well known entrepreneur decided to toilet duck a small startup after he was tagged in a post about climate change.

She was toilet ducked by the head of media from a corporation that citing their brand should not be tagged in online posts.
He doesn’t believe that toilet ducking individuals on social media should be socially acceptable.

by Super-le-Tiv February 6, 2022

Toilet water

Toilet water is the water that splash’s your balls after you take a fat shit.

“God damn it! The toilet water splashed my balls!”

by RomanTurkey April 19, 2023

same shit different toilet

when two things are similar but not the same

“what was that movie called again? space wars?
“oh star wars?”
“yea same shit different toilet”

by c_lato February 8, 2023

Skibidi toilet

Skibidi Toilet is a web series of YouTube videos and shorts created by animator Alexey Gerasimov and uploaded on his YouTube channel DaFuq!?Boom!.

They uploaded a new episode of the skibidi toilet! Have you watched it?

by odiobodio2011 November 23, 2023