Matthew

A dickhead who steals your kills

YOU ARE A MATTHEW!

by anonymous August 9, 2024

Matthew Costello

Someone who impulsively does an act of desperation out of pure lust. A simp but slightly more unhinged.

Matthew Costello: My gf (anika) who lives 7 and a half hours away broke up with me for the 6th time this week!

*proceeds to drive 7 and a half hours for the 6th time that week* (repeat this cycle every week 6 times)

by farm_merge_valley_lover August 17, 2024

Matthew Handy

another word for femboy.

I love matthew handy’s.

by the black ghost6263 March 26, 2025

Matthew

To be a gay fucking idiot

Stop being a Matthew

by Buttercup1389 April 13, 2025

Number 1 Matthew Patel Fan

Rrobloxboss is the number one Matthew Patel fan! Everybody knows.

“Hey who’s Number 1 Matthew Patel Fan?”
“Uhh DellRrobloxboss obviously!!”

by koniz907L April 16, 2025

matthew

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matthew you suck

by i hate matthew most April 18, 2025

Matthew

Will wank off dogs for a bag of quavers

Guy: hey want a bag of quavers?
Matthew : yeah only if I can wank off your dog first

by Betafish nikki May 8, 2025