Canadian Full House

A Texas Hold 'em hand in which you have three pairs. This hand is worthless, despite looking very good, and the player holding a Canadian Full House will usually jokingly try to take the pot with it.

Dealer: "OK, show me a winner." Player A: "straight" Player B: "three of a kind" Player C: "oh yeah bitches, Canadian Full House, SUCK IT EH!"

by elguapo702 February 8, 2010

Turkish Bath House

The act of taking an especially foul, loud and wet poop while someone else is taking a hot, steamy shower. The mixture of the poop stench and the moisture from the shower creates an environment reminiscent of a stinky Turkish bath.

Kasey: "Oh God what's that smell? Are you taking a shit?!"
Tom: "Yeah, I ate a lot of Greek food."
Kasey: " It's like a Turkish Bath House in here."

by Colonel Clownshoes May 3, 2014

aligator fuck house

when having sex one of the participants bites the neck of the other whilst having an orgasm. the person biting then locks their jaw onto the neck of their partner, like an aligator.

jack aligator fuck housed louise so hard he nearly ripped off her head.

by fingerme August 25, 2009

sleeping house plant

A house plant which has been reincarnated as a reclining sofa. It lies in wait, to attack its prey...

My sleeping house plant is particularily ferocious today.

by Lemony Snuffdit August 4, 2006

going to steve's house

to leave an awesome party to give your mexican friend a blow job.

Bobby and Jose are going to steve's house.

by B-Beezy May 29, 2010

Tree House Moment

When a girl goes down on a guy in a tree house and doesnt remember the next day.

"Dammit I cant remember what happened last night, what happened?"
"Yeah girl, you had a tree house moment"

by bubala123 May 5, 2009

White House Potential

1) White House Potential is when you do something really good like having sex with a bunch of ladies or scoring lots of A+'s.

If you have White House Potential you are highly respected and you have a lot of power.. it means that you have the potential to become USA's president


2) Warm Hole Provider.

A woman who you really don't care about at all, besides the fact that she provides you with a warm hole every once in a while.

1) Nikola that just scored 5 A's and took 5 strikeout's in a row: "Oh god i rock"
Random: "yea you have a lot of White House Potential

2)So there's this chick I'm nailing, hopefully she doesn't want a relationship, because I would love to keep her as my WHP.

by Fray // The Frog // Frøsig June 17, 2009