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Horse syndrome

Gay nigga obviously named Ethan: Yo, I fucked my homie last night and he sucked my cock, but he has horse syndrome and his teeth rlly fucked up my dick... now I got a fucking camp on my 1 inch dick😞 fuck me

Straight nigga: oh shit that’s tuff my nigga

James Charles, oh cmon it doesn’t hurt that bad ethan, It’s just a lil rash..AND I DONT HAVE HORSE SYNDROME!

Straight nigga: nigga dafuq James Charles sucked ur 1 inch?

James Charles: it was a 3 sum with Jeffery star and his dick is not 1 inch cmon now😏 its like 0.0000000001 inches

Ethan: don’t expose me man😭
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Horse

hey that's a horse!
by MrCat22 June 30, 2023
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horse holder

Someone who likes to be suspended and bound while angrily having a shoe put on them.
Cathy is eagerly looking for a real, old-fashioned horse holder on OkCupid.
by Swiping Left April 6, 2019
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god of horses

“have you heard of the god of horses?”
“yeah it’s anya.”
by lord and saviour July 7, 2021
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Trojan Horse

A man ejaculates inside a condom, flips it inside out, and then fucks a girl, inducing pregnancy.
Dana is rich as fuck. I'm about to Trojan Horse her.
by NutInBae September 3, 2017
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Horse butt

A hella fine stripper with a ass with so much muscle she could break a pole or a dick
Tierras horse butt made us hella racks tonight!!! It looks like a heart!!!!
by Vala187 December 27, 2020
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horse

(in a house)head of a house or a person in a house,with whole or a lot of authority of the house and its people,stable or tired or loving the house,no difference,puffing all around the house inside from nose,as it could have turned to a really usual house or a tiring one,as a male horse:As if big,as if healthy,as if powerful.
((Fun and cry)) mental sick of mine,went home wrongly cause she is unstable in a house and must have be stopping for my advices,I watched her red-handed ,the sick is funilly thinking she is a horse,but no!
by now name February 6, 2023
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