goated

to be goated is to be alan. goated is not the greatest of all time, but rather refers to slight definitions you can think of yourself. In the inc class of "26, goated is used as an everyday vocabluary in order to distinguish and define the best from extrodinary. when it comes to alan though, goated has a different meaning entirely.

C: I don't know how to eat pineapples

A: Not goated bro not goated

by andromeda_771 June 2, 2022

goat rooter

Similar to dog rooter- one who does little to no work and instead prefers to fuck goats

“Why didn’t you finish that job Edward? Too busy fuckin’ goats eh? You’re a goat rooter”

by 5 percent nick February 2, 2018

Throat goat

A woman who gives tremendous oral sex

Adna is a throat goat. She gave me that gawk gawk 3000 last night

by 1bdb1 January 19, 2023

Goat

Goat is

wow it’s a goat

by rtatatatatatta June 2, 2021

goat

Leonardi

person 2: omg whos that guy he’s such a goat person 1: hes leonardi

by AshZara__ January 4, 2022

goat choker

A person who masturbates in a furious and aggressive manner, due to the act being vain in nature it is usually committed in front of a mirror , individuals who engage in this heinous act are usually given away due to their social retardation and enormous ego.

person 1: "Hey bro!! why are you looking at my girl?!?! My body is made of solid steel! i've been on TMZ ten fucking times , i'm a god damn movie star!! I'll fuck you up!!!" person 2: "...wow. what a real goat choker". *walks away and continues on with life*

by Tomm Orrow April 10, 2015

noemie's goats

goats used to partake in noemie's suspicious sacrificial ritual

Noemie's goats are going berserk!

by vegannTesher November 29, 2022