goat story

When someone loses miserably in an argument

Me and Jeff and he ended up telling a total goat story.

by dani_bear99 March 30, 2015

The Dirty Goat

The dirty goat is the act of placing ones cock and balls in between your legs, pressing you’re legs together tightly, and suddenly exposing your ass cock and balls all at once therefor giving someone the dirty goat

Kevin: (exposes his dirty goat)

Alex: “Oh what the fuck Kevin!”
Bill: “kevin just gave you the dirty goat.”

by The motherfucker February 27, 2019

Goat

JARED TYLER MORGAN.

1. A man who commonly tucks his balls between his legs then pulls down his pants revealing his nuts and ass at the same time.
2. "Jared show your goat"

by Lyndi Is Cool October 15, 2011

GOAT

Greatest of all time

She is definitely the goat

by Golden cowgirl January 29, 2022

turning an old Volvo into a goat

the main event at a Bay Area play party

We're turning an old Volvo into a goat at Eunice's party tonight. I hear that Bob and Mortimer are participating.

by Frauleinbird December 8, 2018

No gi goat

Another official name for Gordan King Ryan, who is the best no gi Brazilian Jiujitsu fighter in the world. There's no need for additional definition. Just remember, whenever you hear the term no gi goat, it is referring to Gordan King Ryan.

I saw no gi goat tonight at Pizza Nova
I am going to dress as no gi goat for Halloween

by JJS Panda October 29, 2019

Goat thumb

It's the same thing as a clubbed thumb but sounds a lit cooler and less demeaning.

Hey did you see Megan Fox has a goat thumb!!

by Walter502 May 30, 2025