The dutch effect

When you have to shit soon after eating a heavy and/or greasy meal, usually breakfast.

Where is the bathroom, the dutch effect is hitting me hard.

by Rk0281 August 03, 2017

wireless dutch rudder

A dutch rudder has someone working the arm of your hand your spanking it with, difference is, the wireless version has the person on the other end of the phone is "talking you through it" instead of actually physically being there to do it with you.

Hey bro, 'ol girl worked me over with the wireless dutch rudder last night while we were texting, just as good as the physical version!

by K1974 February 03, 2018

Slutty Dutch Oven

When you rip a fat one while your girl is giving you head

Megan ran out of the room after I gave her a slutty dutch oven

by The Hardest Pill To Swallow April 21, 2019

Dutch Anthem

A great anthem, worst nightmare for Formula 1 fans (Red Bull Racing fans are excluded).

non-F1 fan: I love the dutch anthem, there is a nice melody in it!
F1 fan: uhhhh hello? insane asylum? i have a crazy guy here that likes Max Verstappen.

by lacMC9 March 26, 2024

dutch facelift

The act of having your face squeezed between freshly sharted butt cheeks and slid from the bottom of the crack to the top. ie... The Dutch Facelift

Brian: Hey Tom, did Tony just passout?
Tom: yup
Brian: looks like he is getting the ol dutch facelift then, cause I just about full on filled my crack.

by Blackcell February 07, 2014

Dutch Salad

The Dutch Salad is a sexual maneuver that is the combination of the Dutch Oven and Tossing ones Salad. Specifically it is when one eats out another's ass, then has a blanket pulled over them to trap them in the act, then gets farted on.

Oh man, I totally gave her a Dutch Salad and she loved it!

by Jek Jakobsek December 26, 2015

Dutch Maiden

A Virgin or sexually inexperienced male wearing a yellow wig at a drag show who swears he is straight.

Who does he think he's fooling with that wig? He is a total Dutch Maiden

by JayneDough86 February 09, 2022