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Christian moment

A sad sorry situation involving hitler in some way.
Duuude when he made that nazi joke in front of that jewish person, that was an epic christian moment
by Cranjis February 24, 2021
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Christian Lecuona

There is nothing much to say about him he is your daddy and he just wants to fuck all day and night. But he does lag a lot when you text him or he will be a bitch and just leave you on seen, BUT HE IS YOUR DADDY AND HE WILL FUCK YOU TILL HIS DICK BREAKS OFF SO BE CAREFUL, christian Lecuona is one smexy mf BUT HE WILL FUCK YOU SO HARD YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO SAY"HARDER DADDY" YOU WILL HAVE TO SAY "NOT SO HARD DADDY I CANT TAKE IT"
Person :FUCK ME DADDYYYYY

OOOOOO YEAHHHH

THATS THE SPOT

MORE DADDY MORE

AHHHHHHHHHH
OMG CUM IN MY FACE

OOOOOO YEAH THX DADDY

Christian Lecuona: Anytime *smirk*
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Christian

Christian is mostly commonly used as a term for a follower of Christianity or a common Christian name

but please stop making definitions that say Christian: Sexy guy, since that isn't an actual definition, I don't know who Christian is at all so STOP MAKING THESE STUPID DEFINITIONS I DONT HAVE TO FLIP THROUGH PAGES 1-58 in order to find an actual definition finally. For the love of god, literally.
"The Christians believe in Jesus, God, and the Bible (or at least their interpretation or version of the Bible)
by subbst June 9, 2024
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triliminal christianity

An aestheticized version-of Christianity in which the Anti-Christ, despite seeming appearances, is the hero...and the Christ does not return.

A liminal version of Christianity where the Holy Spirit comes to earth disguised as the Anti-Christ..

Also the forma, limina, and triene-function usurp the role of The Holy Trinity.
In triliminal Christianity: the forward passage of time in the instance of triene-function obviates (makes unnecessary) the return of the Christ; and the seeming Anti-Christ turns out to be the Holy Spirit.
by sandraxine April 16, 2022
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Christian

Christian is a very kind,nice,funny,intelligent person. Once you talk to him you will instantly fall in love with him. You will never want to let go of him. But be careful because if you break his heart, he will not be happy. He is very nice and smart. You will love him as soon as you see him or talk to him. You always want a Christian in your life.
omg is that Christian?
yes isn't he really cute and nice.
by pintrest lover May 4, 2021
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Christian

Christian as the person That always puts a smile on my face❤️
Christian is a Person who will always Make you laugh And He will always try your best to keep you Happy😀He will do everything in the world for you As an experience with a Christian He will Do anything and everything for you He will Keep you smiling,He will Always be there for you He will Deal with your problems He will help you get through everything Christian is Someone Who’s Loving ,can be annoying sometimes He can be frustrating but Most of all he will give you all His love! My family love Christian Because as Much As he gets me mad and makes me cry sometimes(Not in A bad Way but because of the good advice and things he tells me)my family love you Christian and Forever Will One day I promise you will Be Apart of my family! Christian gets Me mad Sometimes because the girls ! A lot of girls want him but he sticks to me! he mine forever the freak ain’t finna let no one have him He’s mine and mine only I love Christian With all my heart 09/03/23 Forever I love you so much My heart

Love:S
Person 1:Christian is cute
Person 2:Nahh frrr
Person 3(Me) He Want me n me only
by anonymous November 21, 2023
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