william the conquerer
willy c:
“william the conquerer never gave up on his thrown
its widely known he was the master of his class yeh
he could never be overthrown”
“william the conquerer never gave up on his thrown
its widely known he was the master of his class yeh
he could never be overthrown”
by KloDaniels March 5, 2021

A absolute tank of a nigga
by Willi Jones October 30, 2019

When your sick with the flu and think you are being brought medicine, but your friend gives you a spoon full of mayo instead.
by ZanksJuul September 17, 2017

when you brutally moisten your index finger and then shove it in the ass of one of your sleeping friends.
by TheColgator May 29, 2022

Me: Waddup boys? How‘s you goin? Was it nice yes....
Homeboy: .... urghh sorry but duuude you have a fat boner!
Me: Oh fuck! Willy weird.
Homeboy: Damn.
Homeboy: .... urghh sorry but duuude you have a fat boner!
Me: Oh fuck! Willy weird.
Homeboy: Damn.
by HumorStalin May 11, 2019

@jozdict on Instagram.
person 1: “you see that dweeb over there listening to music alone”
person 2: “yeah can’t you tell that’s a willy rodriguez fan… @jozdict on Instagram”
person 1: “ew”
person 2: “lol”
person 2: “yeah can’t you tell that’s a willy rodriguez fan… @jozdict on Instagram”
person 1: “ew”
person 2: “lol”
by sigmaballs71 June 21, 2022

A slang term used to define the act of inserting one's penis into another person's ear and proceeding to ejaculate therein.
Ted and Bob were goofing around. Ted gave Bob a Wet Willy (An act where one licks his or her finger and proceeds to stick the wet finger into another person's ear.) Not wanting to be outdone by his comrade, Bob gave Ted a Wet Willy. As you might imagine, Ted did not appreciate the Wicked Willy and resolved not to goof around with Bob anymore.
by mrmoshebee October 6, 2013
