Mike Coxlong

Mike Coxlong is one of the most dangerous diseases that can happen to mankind, primarily to humans called "teachers". This disease puts some people in a coma for the rest of their lives. A total of 126,365 teachers have been diagnosed with this disease. People get this disease through an online quiz game called "Kahoot!", and can only spread if somebody names themselve "Mike Coxlong". If you're a teacher who witnessed the name "Mike Coxlong", refrain from any contact with any other animal or human, as this could spread the virus. Millions of teachers around the globe have died and been put in a coma because of this virus. The only way to avoid this disease is to turn off manual names. Students are the only people who can start the disease. May god have mercy on us all.

Who here in the classroom is named "Mike Coxlong"?

by guysthisorangeisginemenasaurus April 10, 2023

miked

Whenever a white guy scrapes together whatever materials on hand to rig a temporary fix to something.

The fix only will last a short time. The item will inevitably break again, and the original issue will now be worse.
The probability of an innocent bystander being injured is high. Beware of electrocution, small fires, sharp corners and rouge nails/screws.

See definition of nigger rigged.

Do not plug in that cord it’s been miked!

by Paskills December 27, 2020

Mike Tated

Backing into a parking spot. Backing into a parking spot so well, surrounding bystanders are just creaming their pants.

I once Mike Tated at an Applebees and I saw this chick’s knees buckle with excitement and pleasure.

by MACDADTATE August 12, 2022

Mike Fomle

Someone who is extremely stupid can’t spell or speak. Also very overweight and overa bum

Damn bro I feel like a Mike fomle right now.

by Diogenes the great March 27, 2024

Mike Tango

Or MT for short. Millineal Trash.

Look at that Mike Tango and his avocado toast.

by BishopMJ June 22, 2019

Mike’s Ratio

When the ratio of women to men is significantly in favor of men.

Yo that party last night was garbage it had mike’s ratio.

by BigManJay1 January 25, 2019

Mike G

Someone who is extremely hard to argue with. In the sense that they feel as if they are always right, even if they are proven wrong with facts.

person 1: You need to eat food to grow muscle

Mike G: No

by Fish171401 December 7, 2023