Mythical asshole

The act of an individual being an asshole- but it's difficult to prove or to provide proof. He said she said situations usually constitute one as a mythical asshole. Typically this phrasing is acknowledge with x-husbands, shitty boyfriends & narcissistic bosses.

I couldn't get through to Troy during our conversation- I don't know why, but he was being a complete mythical asshole.

by Nerdymama September 12, 2015

Asshole Motorboating

The act of someone putting their nose in their partner's asshole, and they fart, creating a dirtier alternative to motorboating.

Dude, I was totally motorboating this milf, and we wanted to take it to the next level. Meet asshole motorboating suckas!

by kitlinski September 28, 2020

asshole

A derogatory term used to address a person who isn’t worth shit. The hole in which shit comes out of, thus not even shit wants to be associated with it. The hole in which the filth of society is born from.

1.) My son can't do shit right, he's an asshole.

2.) Don't raise your voice at me asshole.

3.) What's wrong with you asshole!

4.) Jack: Honey, I'm home! Where's supper?

Lucy: Sorry I didn't think you'd be home so soon! Let me start fixing it for you.

Jack: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?! ARE YOU STUPID!?! YOU KNOW I WORKED ALL DAY AND I AM STARVING!! YOU ARE SUCH A STUPID ASSHOLE!

Lucy: ...

by elburro90 June 25, 2014

Right in the middle of the asshole bitch

Phrase used when someone kicks his asshole.

(She falls and kicks his ass) Right in the middle of the asshole bitch!

by BenPC August 14, 2017

urban dictionary basketball asshole

I shoved a refrigerator up my ass

Urban dictionary basketball asshole

by Already in use by somebodyelse August 17, 2024

Asshole castle

My sisters cats castle

My sisters cat lives in his asshole castle

by The jewicorn February 25, 2017

Asshole Poopy Content Farm

When someone makes a video that is bad

some stupid idiot made an Asshole Poopy Content Farm

by StanleyStudios March 7, 2024