asshole

An Asshole is a person who habitually offends, is rude to, or is demeaning of others and thinks that there is nothing wrong with their actions. Assholes believe they and their needs and desires are more important than others and therefore they rationalize that they are fully justified in whatever they do or say. As a result, an Asshole believes that if there is any real problem then it resides on the part of their victims rather than being something of their own creation. As a group, Assholes comprise a large subset of Narcissists. But while all Narcissists are indeed Assholes, not all Assholes are Narcissists. Their motto might be: “Being an Asshole means never having to say you’re sorry.”

My Doctor acts as like a real asshole when he treats my medical issues as no big deal.

by DaveTheNerd September 14, 2017

Copy of asshole

A person who doesn't look after their filenames.

You: "Hey, Brad, that new logo you designed for my web site, what's it's filename?"

Brad: "Copy of copy of copy of logo - Copy (3).jpg.zip"

You: "Thanks, copy of asshole"

by adeward September 26, 2017

Asshole

The hole between your butt (the "buns")

His asshole is too small for his poop to leak out

by 不可渗透的坦克 October 8, 2017

Asshole

A guy who is self centered and a general piece of shit.

I'm sorry, I was such an asshole for attacking what you believe

by Typically_fresh October 23, 2017

Asshole

A person how is acting like a dush to everybody he cares about

Jack is such a asshole. He leterly slapped his own mother

by Devil.21 May 29, 2017

The asshole game

A social dynamic based on reciprocity where one party breaks social protocols of politeness via passive-aggressive or intentionally hurtful statements. The addressed party, in lou of taking offense, reciprocates with similarly impolite statements resulting in a back and forth banter of sarcasm, judgemental statements, and generally asshole-ish comments about the other person

Judy: My kid was getting into the chocolate right in front of you. Maybe if you were more responsible some woman would actually have children with you.
Tom: (internal-Oh! We're playing the asshole game. OK.) Maybe if you could keep your legs closed you would have a manageable number of kids.
Judy: maybe if you weren't a slut-shaming misogynist you then people wouldn't have to be embarrassed of expressing their sexuality

by christopher88241 June 15, 2017

asshole

martin tran

that asshole

by you're a lil shithead June 21, 2017