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Mythical asshole 

The act of an individual being an asshole- but it's difficult to prove or to provide proof. He said she said situations usually constitute one as a mythical asshole. Typically this phrasing is acknowledge with x-husbands, shitty boyfriends & narcissistic bosses.
I couldn't get through to Troy during our conversation- I don't know why, but he was being a complete mythical asshole.
Mythical asshole by Nerdymama September 12, 2015
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chocolate asshole 

When ones butt is smeared in fecal matter
Chanan looked down and discovered had a chocolate asshole.

Uncultured Asshole Disorder 

When an internet troll questions your taste in media by using their own false claims of knowing how real plays work, they often claim that school plays don't qualify as actual experience and think that all drama classes are about learning about the likes of William Shakespeare, they also think that they know better than you in terms of pop culture references.
Wow...talk about a major case of Uncultured Asshole Disorder

Derpy asshole 

a derpy asshole is a person who trolls people and is an asshole
Derpy asshole by qzfyerh56f August 8, 2016

Checkered asshole 

When your dick is rigged and leaves their asshole checkered
"I left her with a checkered asshole last night"

golden asshole 

Possessing the ability to not shit your brains after eating Chipotle, Taco Bell, (insert chain Mexican restaurant here), etc.
Toscano, you must have a golden asshole if you don't shit after eating Chipotle
golden asshole by 21216921 January 24, 2017

perpetual asshole 

Someone who is an asshole all the time.
My baby daddy is such a perpetual asshole , but I have to bring his children to him.
perpetual asshole by ScammerKy March 6, 2017