when you paint your dick red, white, and blue then before the paint dries, your put on metal claws to resemble talons of an eagal then then jack off using the wet paint as lube.
dude. Why do you have scars on your dick
90 year old man: back in 1972 me and my friends did the all american handjob, too bad all of them died
90 year old man: back in 1972 me and my friends did the all american handjob, too bad all of them died
by dick flavored ass September 5, 2019
Get the all american handjobmug. by anonymous September 30, 2023
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Get the All Shaved Upmug. An all-purpose idiot is someone who is downright stupid and has no idea what they are doing. The term originated from M*A*S*H
(The camp was to be inspected by General Macauthur so Frank was in charge of duty rosters)
Hawkeye: What do you mean no orderlies?
Trapper: They're all out manicuring the rocks, I couldn't even get an X-Ray on this guy.
Hawkeye: Are we running a hospital or a motel for visiting demi-gods?
Trapper: It's Frank Burns the all-purpose idiot.
Hawkeye: What do you mean no orderlies?
Trapper: They're all out manicuring the rocks, I couldn't even get an X-Ray on this guy.
Hawkeye: Are we running a hospital or a motel for visiting demi-gods?
Trapper: It's Frank Burns the all-purpose idiot.
by Mash4077 April 5, 2015
Get the All-Purpose Idiotmug. If somebody wears far too many pairs of sunglasses, often even indoors, they are considered a Jack Of All Shades.
They're likely to combine the two aspects of owning far too many pairs of sunglasses and wearing sunglasses far too often, just as regularly in a sunny atmosphere as in winter, at night time, or indoors.
They're likely to combine the two aspects of owning far too many pairs of sunglasses and wearing sunglasses far too often, just as regularly in a sunny atmosphere as in winter, at night time, or indoors.
Dexter : “Have you seen Carl? He's been wearing sunglasses all day, even in the office.”
Larry : “Wow... I guess he must be a Jack Of All Shades.”
Larry : “Wow... I guess he must be a Jack Of All Shades.”
by C L G February 14, 2020
Get the Jack Of All Shadesmug.