the apple never falls far from the tree

Statement made to infer that one is invariably similar to their parents. Often used negatively or ironically.

1: I heard that Jake is on drugs.
2: Yeah, so was his dad.
1: Hmmm...the apple never falls far from the tree.

1: Stacy's Mom is teh shizzle.
2: Have you seen Stacy? The apple never falls far from the tree.....

1: You filthy little scoundrel, just like your father!
2: I'm nothing like my father!!!
1: The apple never falls far from the tree!

by MrKapper December 3, 2005

Apple Orchard Banana Cat Dance 8663

A catchy phrase Marshall (from the CBS show How I Met Your Mother) uses to remember his password to access the results of his bar exam. The password in fact was aobcd8663.

"Dude what's my password?"

"Just remember apple orchard banana cat dance 8663"

by NPHpwns March 5, 2009

I'm Gonna Go Get Apple Juice

This term secretly means "I'm gonna go have sex"

Created by my retarded friend who asked when I said "I'm gonna go get apple juice." asked if it was a sex term.

Samantha: "Brb I'm Gonna Go Get Apple Juice."
*Samantha Is Now Offline*
Jenny: "Samantha is such a slut. She's probably gonna do it with a different guy"
Nick: "Ikr"

by Grand Master Poobah July 28, 2016

Midwestern Hilter Apple Cider 360 Surprise

The act of time traveling to the year Hitler was born wearing a tuxedo that is too small. You then must kidnap baby Hitler and raise him as your own son. After years of caring for the child, you develop an attachment to him. You love your son, Hitler. On Hitler's 9th Birthday you get him an indigo blender. You convince Hitler to make apple cider using only green apples. While Hitler is blending the green apples you take his head and shove it into the blender, killing him slowly. Take the blender and time travel back to present time and fly to Minnesota. Walk into McDonald's with a tv you bought from across the street, and drink the apple cider while watching Family Feud.

Midwestern Hilter Apple Cider 360 Surprise

by RonRonson69 January 18, 2020

i gotta go eat an apple.

a dickhead way of saying your busy or don't want to do something

person 1:you wanna help me shingle my house

person 2:no, "i gotta go eat an apple."

by kfel March 8, 2014

take a bite out of her apple

the eat of her vaginal orifice - rambo

"im glad Alexis is a clean girl, id love to take a bite out of her apple!" -rambo

by -rambo September 17, 2014

shawty had them apple bottom jeans

BOOTSS WITH THE FURRRR

'SHAWTY HAD THEM APPLE BOTTOM JEANS, BOOTS WITH THE FUR GOT THE WHOLE CLUB LOOKIN AT HER'

by shawdyslikeamelody November 18, 2020