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Maria: Who, Wank? I Know Where He's Not At... The Bathtub 🤮
by The Real Escobar August 28, 2021
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Wank stain

This is the BEST insult. It hails from Scotland or ireland. You can use it on your friends or people you hate.
(Haggis mcginnis) piss off ya wank stain!!!

(Kilt mc gee) me? A wank stain? Your the wank stain!!!

(The angry Scots man) we are all wankstains leave it as that yeah?
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rank wank

wanking to material you would usually find to be 'rank', or disgusting, but still managing to finish
Friend 1: I watched a porno last night where a pregnant chick was getting fucked anally against a brick wall, and then she went into labour.
Friend 2: Wow, that sounds disgusting.
Friend 1: Yeah, it was a pretty rank wank.
by kingbiscuit December 25, 2012
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Wank-dangling

When a dude dangles his cock expectantly (at face-level), waiting for it to be wanked. The penis is usually imagined to be swinging and flopping around simultaneously. Synonymous to: wangle.
Stop wank-dangling, I'm not in the mood!
by tallz July 18, 2012
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Gigolo wank

The act of masturbating during working hours or in the workplace, and hence being paid while completing the duty.
The hot intern bent over to pick up some papers earlier. It gave me a massive erection so I had to sneak off for a gigolo wank to correct myself.
by Bruce Foreskin September 7, 2013
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The Wank Dance

A dance, similar to the mashed potato dance, but used by young women who think a wank is a type of dance. To do the dance, you simply smack your fists on top of each other.
Sara: Hey, you wankin'?
Sion: Um..No. I'm doing the mashed potato dance.
Sara: Aren't they like..the same thing?
Sion: You're wank, you know that?
Sara: Yup! *Begins to do The Wank Dance*
by The Wiggles kids August 24, 2012
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brain-wanking

Act of spending one's time with very complicated theoretical problems which, when solved, do not serve for anything useful or practical.
J: Did you understand the sense of the problem in theoretical quantum mechanics which we solved in our course today?
P: It was just some brain-wanking. It does not have any practical meaning.
by xxteapot November 30, 2011
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