December 7

National say happy birthday to anyone named Mercedes day.

Jason: Happy birthday bitch
Edith: Wait, today's December 7...isn't that the day of Pearl Har-
Mercedes: SHUT UP

by NeutralCarbon December 7, 2021

July 7

The best day of the year!

July 7 is obviously the best day read the comments.

by Davis lullins March 23, 2022

Windows 7

Most overrated operating system in the history of mankind.

Windows 7 is just Windows Vista: Less Shitty Edition.

by mhmdv July 28, 2018

The 7 B’s

Babes before boys because boys bring babies

Alexis: hey girllll I heard your man broke up with ya, too bad for him he didn’t even deserve yo pretty ass
Lexi: yeah he’s a total bitch * cries inside*
Alexis: maybe you should just follow The 7 B’s next time
Lexi: huh? What’s that

Alexis: babes before boys because boys bring babies. As in don’t get yourself a man get yourself a girlll *slutty giggles*
Alexis and Lexi next evening …
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by YourMomsBiCurious August 3, 2021

Boogalations 7:4

Then George Washington said “Tax this d*ck”

Politician: We need more taxes

Redneck: We don’t need to pay more taxes that’s dumb

Politician: Yes we do give us your money!
Redneck: bro haven’t you ever read boogalations 7:4?

by Yakiboi76 October 18, 2022

3-7

A pseudo-punishment used by the hicks who run Williamstown High School in Southern New Jersey, USA. The "punishment" is given for many different reasons, but they all lead to one stupid result. The punished is to remain at home until 2:30 where they then must report to school from 3 to 7 o'clock and do assigned schoolwork from their classes. The only loop hole is that kids will still go to school that day or not come to school at all so their 3 to 7 turns into an expulsion and they get a free vacation. Sure you'll miss out on your dances and 3 school trips but the only thing that matters is Disney anyway, the prom is a hilarious excuse anyway because 9/10 you'll get mugged because it's Atlantic City.

TEACHER: You were caught smoking outside on the school grounds Jerry, that's a 3-7 for you.
Jerry: Your husband doesn't love you, does she Karen..?
TEACHER: No.. Jerry he doesn't..

by Pseudonym? What The Hell April 13, 2019

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when your bored in school and literally type everything on the keyboard except capitals

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by jkhshfdcs February 7, 2024